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5/21/2018:  I heard that WalMart has updated it's dress code to allow blue jeans, so now WalMart is only 137 years behind American fashion trends.
I expect soon they will require Management to wear top hats. 
I wanted to briefly clarify and elucidate some comments I have made in regards to the Roman Catholic Order, De La Salle Christian Brothers.
As  this Canadian Medical Association article about Heroin and Hospice makes patently obvious
what Brother Ron was doing in providing heroin to Brothers in severe pain was likely true to his principles and directives;
his closeted gay life, and the closeted gay life of maybe 30% of the Brothers, is another matter, quite beyond my control, or interest really,
other than to again compare and contrast how I have been treated by the American Physical Therapy Association, cult of terror,
versus the far more accomodating and friendly Jewish Community Center and De La Salle Christian Brothers. 
Why is St. Mary's inviting me to apply to their MBA, while the APTA continues to insist that I simply do not exist, I have never existed, & I will never exist?
5/20/2018: Earlier this year when I went to my Aunt's funeral in Georgia, I told my cousin, in an attempt to find common ground and mutual acceptance,
to treat my Atheist silence like he would a Quaker.  I had read Benjamin Franklin's autobiography, and recalled how he liked to take naps at Quaker ceremonies.
Which reminds me of my noting that Leaf Blowers are illegal in Silicon Valley's Los Gatos, and other wealthy enclaves run by the Siesta Party: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Nappiness!
Anyways, then I read that actually the Baptist/Puritans in Massachusetts used to hang and torture Quakers (or even people who rented a room to a Quaker, tolerating or befriending them),
so I don't know if that reference brought peace to my cousin or our family... 
5/20/2018:  I have 2 somewhat major points to make here today.  One may significantly change my abilities to conduct the research I have commented upon here for over 10 years.
Google has again "upgraded" it's News page so that it is now impossible, as far as I can tell, for me to conduct successful searches for "real news".  Only fake news is available now.
They did something similar maybe a year ago, but I was able to figure out a way to override Google intentional censorship and interference by severely misspelling words, 
which would lead to an "archive" database where searches could be made by posting date and for specific words.  Now there is no index search option, and you are only given a 
few choices after searching for a word (often here that word is "massage" and it's various spin-off related terms) chosen by Google's "editors".  I will try to find a way to find "real news",
but I cannot honestly recommend anyone, anywhere, since literally every news source I can think of has major biases making it very difficult for an intelligent discerning reader to even try
to search for truth, or vaguely balanced reporting.  
The other point I wanted to make is that in the last two days-two years both Democrat President Jimmy Carter and Republican President Donald Trump has spoken at the Osteopathic Medical School 
commencement at Jerry Falwell's Evangelical Baptist "Liberty" University.  Maybe you don't think this is news, but I am fascinated by this tri-level congruence, this simple truth that Carter=Trump.
I'd also like to add here since it fits perfectly into what I've been observing here for years, a brief quote for Peter Elkind's book, Client 9:
"Chapter 6... In the City of New York, Expensive prostitution rings were one of those open secrets... hidden in plain view, and sometimes not hidden at all. 
New York magazine, the glossy chronicler of the city's upscale lifestyle, had for years filled it's back pages- and bank account- with ads for escort services..." 
5/19/2018:  I am truly amused to read that Stephen King's newest book centers on a "massage parlor" called Cloud 9; Mr. King, if you read this, please note my last phone call was to 
the Osteopathic Medical School in Maine; questions about Biochemistry.
I read recently about the Napa-based "life" movement winning a ruling in CA suspending physician-assisted suicide.
I fell ethically and morally compelled to note that, as far as I know this is still the way things are done;
I worked for 17 years for the largest Roman Catholic monastery in Napa, including for the retired and infirm, and I can assure you that while they may not allow "suicide"
what they will do is this:
The Brother Director will go to Oakland and get heroin for any Brothers who are in serious pain and likely dying of, say, bone cancer.  Heroin.  Addiction is not a concern at this point in life. 
I finished reading that book about Roger Williams.  I didn't know that 3.7% of England's population died in the Civil War leading to Oliver Cromwell's rule, when the House of Lords and the monarchy was banned...
Higher numbers died in Scotland and Ireland. 
5/17/2018:  With remarkably perfect timing, I emailed Michigan State University a question about Biochemistry prerequites, I received my copy of Peter Elkind's book about Eliot Spitzer, "Client 9",
(as Governor of New York he was routinely cheating on his wife with $5000 an hour prostitutes (while enforcing anti-prostitution laws) and posing with Hilary Clinton on the same day,
while aspiring to be President of the United States, remember Eliot?)- this cannot be stated without noting that Israel's Knesset is today looking at banning prostitution employment ads...
and all this happened the same day that Michigan State University was hit with a $500 Million fine, as in: 1/2 Billion Dollars.
for it's supposedly unusual inability to realistically approach the possibility that Osteopathic Physician Larry Nassar was being overly sexual somehow in his treatments. 
This is happening while local Silicon Valley pedophile Sheriff Bolanos is easily cruising towards election with little to no fuss whatsoever, not even a mild debate.  He will make $500K per year, and oversee Google, Apple, and Facebook.
A proper historical understanding of how ridiculous and hypocritical this all is is impossible without noting the ongoing influence of Michigan MD John Harvey Kellogg, who invented the corn flake.
Debates have sprung up recently in mostly Nordic areas: Iceland, Finland, Denmark, questioning the congruence of a Human Rights legal framework which simultaneously says,
"harming children is wrong and should be illegal", while falsely claiming that routing male circumcision is "not harmful", and should be perfectly legal, with really no reasoning whatsoever than "because I said so". 
Michigan's most famous Physician of all time is not Larry Nassar, it is John Harvey Kellogg,
who recommended routing male circumcision as a form of psychological torture to instill a fear of "the sin of Onan"-masturbation.  The famed Kellogg School of Business is named after his brother. 
Dr. Kellogg recommended putting carbolic acid on young girls clitorises to inflict pain and prevent pleasure.
Kellogg's ideas of the 1890's led to the extraordinary fact that although it was virtually nonexistent as a procedure before World War I, it is currently the single most common surgery in America-
with zero scientific reasoning, and zero regard for Human Rights laws.  This procedure was banned by an act of Congress on females in 1996, but Congress is incapable of mentioning it's effect on males-
because it's in the Bible.  Not one of the Presidents sculpted on Mount Rushmore were circumcised.  Zero.
The news today in Michigan still says, "John Harvey Kellogg was a great Doctor", but "Larry Nassar is a Monster".  Larry Nassar loses $500 Million.  Kellogg's makes $50 Billion.  "Crunch the Numbers"...
5/3/2018:  The Global MBA at St. Mary's College in Moraga, CA has contacted me about attending their program.
This is extremely significant, and almost impossible to believe.  I contacted them maybe four or five years ago, in a letter in which I mentioned some trivia,
such as the fact that their campus priest, Father Salvatore, is gay, as is the Brother Director at Sacred Heart Cathedral Preparatory in San Francisco;
after I was viciously attacked by Stanley Paris & the American Physical Therapy Association in 2003, and prevented from earning my Doctorate or License due to my ears,
the Roman Catholic De La Salle "Christian Brothers" gave me sanctuary at Mt. Veeder in Napa, where I attended Brother Jerome West's funeral-
there is a building at St. Mary's College named after Brother Jerome West.  So now, after years of silence, St. Mary's is asking me to attend their Global MBA?
What possible meaning might this have, in light of the fact that the APTA remains committed to bigotry, silence, and corruption, in the name of Stanley Paris, instead of health and healing? 
I should consider responding seriously to the Global MBA at St. Mary's College,
but first I want to get back in touch with national rugby team of Scotland and the University of Glasgow... Professor Thomson would be so amused... 
5/2/2018: I thought it couldn't get wierder, then I met a female lawyer from Christchurch, New Zealand with corporate banking law experience in London... we started to chat...
Sometimes I think it is possible that somehow, even though they seem commited to ignoring me and throwing me under the bus, that simultaneously in fact
I actually do in fact have the attention and awareness of the APTA, the New York Times, the Hearst Coprporation, Massage Magazine, and some other significant and influential voices. 
I got another call from China...Who was it?  I don't know.
The APTA today made mention which I thought might allude to recent posts I have made regarding interests in both science and law, which were for some reason
seen as worthy or insults and derogatory comments about having an identity crisis or some sort of mental illness.
Let me remind readers, especially at the APTA, that in fact Ron Scott, author of "mandatory" textbook Foundations of Physical Therapy, is in fact an MSPT/JD (better still an OCS).
I wrote professor Ron Scott in 2003 when this debate began, and like many at the APTA, his only response was to stick his head in the sand and hide,
because he knows he and Stanley Paris & the APTA are dead wrong.  What they are doing to me is unethical, unprofessional, and immoral. 
More generally, the founder of the Royal Academy of Sciences in the UK, Sir Francis Bacon, was in fact a lawyer/scientist who knew the King quite well.
Many want to argue that quite true points I have brought up, recently about George Gascon for example, are somehow inherently "antigay";
when in fact the only gay Prime Minister ever (a lesbian was elected in Iceland a few years ago...)
would likely agree with everything I have said, and certainly agree I deserve to be heard.  The APTA has hung up on me for 15 years, solid.
Perhaps more interesting still is the fact that I was talking to another female attorney about how
I was physically assaulted at Massage Envy by a female coworker a few years ago, and while at the time Massage Envy tried to offer me a hush settlement
I declined and wanted to go to trial, but at the time local attorneys in CA said "you are a male, therefore you have no case" -
this attorney seemed to imply things have changed, and the $250,000 out of court settlement I was first told would be mine (if I was a female) is something 
Massage Envy should be serious about writing a check that size or larger today, since they covered this up for years...
This doesn't come close to what the APTA is doing, every single day, in terms of grander consequences by blocking my Doctorate, but both are similar cases of power, coverup, and corruption. 
Both the APTA and Massage Envy are rock solid in absolutely refusing to tell the truth, absolutely refusing to consider justice or fairness or kindness as an option.
My dentist is from El Salvador, where the prostitutes have a soccer team...
I am almost done with the book about Roger Williams and the Separation of Church & State, and I know that in 1620 I would have had my ears chopped off, my nose split with an axe, and my body left in an open sewer...
in the name of Jesus!  Why?  For writing letters... for asking questions...
5/1/2018:  We could talk about flowers...
San Francisco District Attorney George Gascon announced an effort to put $1.4 million dollars into fighting massage parlor sex trafficking, while preparing to ride
in his own personal float, again, in a $3.7 million dollar parade promoting & celebrating massage sex trafficking
The story was announced in the San Francisco Examiner, which owns the SF Weekly, whose main source of income is publishing prostitution ads.
Or we could talk about the "100% Commitment to Diversity" by the American Physical Therapy Association...
Or we could talk about the White Rose Movement during the Nazi rule of Germany, and how various philosophers weren't quite sure how to answer that question...
4/23/2018: FYI: the Law Schools Admissions Council (LSAC) has added a July 23 summer Law School Admissions Test (LSAT) to their very limited schedule of exams.  
Like the "Death in June" June LSAT exam, the July exam will fit the sleep schedule of later risers, beginning at the ever lovely time of 12:30, which I think would make a huge difference for me.
Learning of this opportunity is making me rethink my near future academic adventures.  I need to finish Biology May 15, but that still gives me about 9 weeks to prep to take the afternoon July LSAT-
Don't get me wrong, I still feel happier working in healing, but I think law is a practical reality to also consider.
I drove by Evo Spa in Marin County today, and I would like to offer congratulations to my former colleagues and employer there on their Best Spa award from the local Pacific Sun weekly.
I still feel uncomfortable about the fact that the owner was promoting some very questionable treatments for cancer (as in "total you belong in prison fraud"),
which seemed odd to me since major medical executives and politicians were regulars there
(I know that sounds harsh, so let me clarify, Evo Spa's owner was telling us to sell $2K Crystal Infrared Biomats as a Cure for Cancer- I refused to sell even one I found this directive so wrong...) is also true that I was making a fairly good living at Evo Spa, $44 an hour for deep tissue plus serious tips ($50 an hour was normal) was easy to get used to, living in a houseboat with a view of Mt.Tamalpais-
it saddens me to this day that the owner of Evo Spa unfairly believed Erica O'Connor's lies about me, the claims that I had mistreated Erica;
our affair was an affair, and like many affairs it ended distemperately and woefully for everyone; there would be no Shakespeare or soap operas without them.
I have no apologies and no regrets, really.  Erica taught me that women are extremely dangerous, and as usual I miss Amy Pfaffman and I wish we could talk sometime;
about how Gavin Newsom destroyed our marriage, because he was busy promoting prostitution and organized crime as Massage, which made living in San Francisco complicated.
I heard about the $30.7 Billlion Comcast offer.  Did you?
One of my very impressive lawyer friends wrote a textbook on Money Laundering; I have to ask her, "So what exactly isn't Money Laundering?" 
If I have cancer, I have no fear of death, as I am just another flower in the garden, another star in the sky, another fish in the sea.  Death happens.
I am still seriously considering making an appearance in Florida at the American Physical Therapy Association convention, because the way they have treated me is completely psychotic.
How are both of my parents getting VA healthcare, including from APTA Physical Therapists, while the APTA stabs me in the back every day and says I am unworthy of even comment?
Much less my unconditionally promised Doctorate degree, betrayed at every level...
A friend asked me how I keep getting up after being kicked in the face, and all I can say is that is what martial arts teaches you.
I have utmost appreciation for my youthful study of Renbukai Karate under Sensei Ron Marchini, who I have bowed before so many times.
It is with good reason Sensei Marchini is mentioned in Chuck Norris's autobiography as perhaps his most difficult adversary. 
I am currently studying botany under a Scot, Professor Thomson of Orkney, and I suspect he has a certain awareness of some of my political and philosophical writings.
I have not told him about the time I interviewed Earth First! founder Daryl Cherney (it's on my youtube channel), or the fact that Taft Point at Yosemite is named after one of my distant relatives.
He wants me to write a poem about Fungus evolutionary genetics, so I'm working on that.  Oh, and yes, I am aware of the lawsuit against Stan Lee, and I saw the Venom trailer.
Yes, these subjects are all symbiotically interrelated.  Stan Lee is not the issue here, his fame may bring some sparkle, but the problems I want to talk about are much bigger fish: Doyle Publishing, Hearst, the New York Times, etc. 
William Randolph Hearst knows I am right, and he can't possibly look me in the eye and say otherwise with a straight face.  Will?  Margaret? Where are you?  Riding Arabian horses?
4/22/2018: I am having a hard time getting motivated to write about yet another extremely hypocritical and corrupt posting by the Seattle/Houston/etc. media (Hearst owned PI, how shocking!)
supposedly feigning giving a flying fuck about sex trafficking or Massage Therapists (total bullshit of the year award goes to Cosmo!)
so instead I'll just say I'm thinking more about my life plan since I had a biopsy done and may indeed have cancer-
and no health insurance fuck you very much Barack Obama for making sure that despite the fact that you personally use massage for healthcare,
you made sure to see to it, like Nancy Pelosi, etc. that your brothel industry friends were kept separate and distinct from covering massage as healthcare... prick!
I've been thinking a lot for awhile about the fact that the Stanford Master's Swim Coach Craig Rockhold, 59, took the popular local way out and jumped in front of a Caltrain.
"Popular Pilates instructor, USA Water Polo alumni... worked for Hewlett-Packard and Sun Microsystems..."
I was thinking about showing up at the upcoming American Physical Therapy Association convention in Orlando,
I would especially love to talk to University of Central Florida PT chair Patrick Pabian about hard how he and Stanley Paris are fucking me up the ass, every single day, in the name of Jesus!
A better way to spend my summer: take Biochemistry or "feel pretty" & go to Isle of Man Tourist Trophy (37.73 mile course! most dangerous event in the world with over 200 deaths since 1907!) 
4/7/2018: So the FBI "seized" and raided the owner's house in New Age Spa enclave resort town of Sedona, AZ,
not far from the "Therapy on the Rocks" center of John Barnes PT Myofascial Release...
(looking for prostitution ads?  Just look under "Massage" on Craigslist or in the AT&T Fraud Yellow Pages!)  FOSTA passed so easily because it wasn't supposed to work!  Congress is corrupt, lazy, & stupid!
Let's all meet John and Cindy McCain at the massage parlor to celebrate FOSTA passing!  The entire Pentagon staff is invited, and all of John's veteran buddies too! 
How many brothels are there within 1 mile of Congress?
Last night I had dreams of being back in Law School, since this and being discriminated against by the American Physical Therapy Association, and the efforts by the 
American Massage Therapy Association and more precisely the California Massage Therapy Council, to use massage as a front for promoting prostitution,
were key points of my Law School application essays back in 2010.
I am excited about having ordered John Barry's book about the founding of the State of Rhode Island by Roger Williams, who was expelled from Massachusetts for religious reasons.
I think Roger Williams's case should be mandatory reading for any American, expecially any voting American.
Roger Williams case clearly provides a precedent case for understanding my arguments with the religious fanatics running (ruining) the APTA. 
Maybe more useful still for me personally actually was reading the authro John Barry's bio, and how he went from coaching football, to almost getting an MA in History,
to being a widely read author and expert on a variety of topics, from infectious diseases, to floods, to religious freedom debates leading to the Bill of Rights and the Constitution of the United States.
So maybe studying Sports Psychology, Sports Medicine, and Biological Psychology weren't necessarily "off topic" so much as a launching pad for further projects.I actually should be reading about Bacteria and Biodiversity Hotspots for my next exam...
I'd still like to take Biochemistry this Summer, but I can't shake that dream I had last night about being back in Law School...
I wrote a Disability Lawyer about suing the American Physical Therapy Association, before their next convention in Orlando, Fl in June. 
Why does the APTA spend more time & money promoting discrimination and hurting people, than helping people?   Ask my mother's church (Billy Graham-ites).  Ask the Pope.  They love hating people, these are their priorities.
This is not what Roger Williams was talking about, nor is it what America is supposed to be about. 
3/31/2018:  I do not have time right now to properly address the recent passage by Congress and the Senate of FOSTA/SESTA, and the removal of "Personal" ads by Craigslist,
nor my finally noticing the Reason Magazine article posted a few months ago about Massage, though I continue to note that Reason is not and has never been "Libertarian"-
the Libertarian approach would obviously be to follow the Bill of Rights in a logical and coherent manner, giving 2nd Amendment Rights to prostitutes, instead of perpetually 
only talking about the rights of corporations to make money off of prostitution; ie: Google, AT&T, etc.
Some Islamic Middle Eastern territories, I recall Dubai in particular, are talking about deporting individuals who distribute "Massage Parlor" (prostitution) business cards,
leaving them on Ferrari's, etc.
I am mainly posting today to announce that by some bizarre stroke of luck arranged a meeting with famous disability rights activist Alice Wong, who met with President Obama
via telepresence robot at the White House.  I think Alice Wong will be quite disturbed and perturbed to learn how the American Physical Therapy Association has continuously 
and viciously discriminated against me, because of the relationship between my body and technology

It is also important to note that the Dean of the Michigan State University Osteopathic Medical School is in jail aas I write this, yet Massage Magazine (Chiropractic publisher too!) is insisting that

boundaries should be crossed, intentionally, without consideration or thought of any kind.  Are Massage Magazine's editors and publishers as completely stupid as it seems?  Look at Hearst, etc...

Manly, Stewart & Finaldi

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We have received your information, and will get back to you shortly. 
777 sent me a "Happy Birthday" note, which gives me something good to think about since I just got back from Atlanta
where I stood over my little half-brother's grave.
I will "Oslo" note that I emailed DNA Norwegian Tania Storm, lead CorePower Yoga Teacher Trainer in Portland, and mentioned how bizarre and incomprehensible
my treatment by the local Chiropractic College (Western States) there has been over the last 2 years. 
Big Gay Power (& the Sex Work Supremacists) hard at work stabbing me in the back again?  Maybe.  While Tim Barnett (and you) looks the other way?  Maybe.
Did you see that silly story about Depeche Mode's Massage Therapist working for the Men's USA Hockey Team at the 2018 Winter Olympics?  WTF?  Are you kidding me? 
Having Ola Grimsby write to me is revolutionary, and central to the story I have tried to offer here, because:
The American Academy of Orthopaedic Manual Physical Therapists (AAOMPT) was founded in Rochester, Michigan. During the summer of 1991,
at the urging of Norwegian manual therapist, Freddy Kaltenborn, a group of manual therapists met at Oakland University to discuss
common issues facing manual therapy in the United States. This was the first time that leaders of various manual therapy residency programs
had come together under one roof. Recognizing their common interest in advanced manual therapy in the United States they proceeded to form the AAOMPT.
The members, Richard Erhard, PT, DC; Joe Farrell, PT, DPT, MS; Kornelia Kulig, PH.D, PT; Michael D. Rogers, PT, OCS; Bjorn Svendsen, DHSc, PT;
Stanley V. Paris PT, PhD; Ola Grimsby PT; and Michael Moore PT became the Founding Fellows of the AAOMPT. The first officers were:
President, Joe Farrell; Vice President, Richard Erhard; Secretary, Michael Moore;
Treasurer, Ola Grimsby; and Member-at-Large, Stanley Paris.
Note that I have been blacklisted and shunned by the AAOMPT, and prevented from getting my Doctorate in Physical Therapy by the AAOMPT and APTA since 2003, because like members of the Norwegian Royal Family, Kings of India and the Maya,
and of course the Buddha, and many esteemed and respectable others, I have pierced ears.
The APTA and Stanley Paris compared my pierced ears to a crime akin to rape or murder, and said I should be expelled on sight, and shunned for life. 
Then Ola Grimsby sends me a Happy Birthday note.
There is also the interesting fact that Norway is kicking ass and taking names at the 2018 Winter Olympics...
Someone asked me why I haven't commented as yet on the Polaris Project report about Massage Parlors in America, I'm sorry but today all it makes me think about is that journalists are mental mercenaries, like the attorneys who Shakespesare suggested should all be killed... I feel like I am drowning in a sea of bullshit, and studying science right now is my ballast, keeping me afloat...
I talked to the founder of Polaris Project, Derek Ellerman, about all this 15 years ago over the phone, about the map of Washington DC brothels he has on his wall...
1/14/2017: I can only watch, helpless and horrified, while MSU & former Team USA doctor Larry Nassar is facing prison for giving sexual massages, while simultaneously the sports and business icon Arnold Schwarzenegger created California Massage Therapy Council continuously and unapologetically uses massage as a front for promoting prostitution massage, run by people whose only concern is promoting sexual contact massage. 
If I sexually harassed Summer Tompkins, tower of power dweller Susie Tomkins Buell would go completely apeshit
and call for my head on a platter.  I would go to prison.  I woud be registered as a sex offender.
...but what happened instead is Summer Tompkins sexually harasssed me during a massage that Susie paid for, at Susie's house, leading to the exact same result- Susie Tomkins Buell and the tower dweller elites went completely apeshit, and want my head on a platter. 
For being the victim of sexual harasssment.  I love you too, Susie.  That knife in my back feels great.
For trying to report it, and trying to tell the truth.  So ; I think it's funny that I also asked for Vail dweller James Hetfield some time ago, but I wrote Shaun White today, asking for his personal interest & intervention in my case. 
My gay black Education Psychology Ph.D./profesor semi Ivy League best friend from 4th grade emailed me. 
He knows I am telling the truth about everything I am saying here.  He knew me when I was 9, he knows I am as smart if not smarter than he is, and we both should have been forwarded to college,
but were held back by the teacher's unions and our parents on the false premise
of needing to be with our "peers" who don't understand or really like either one of us very much.  How was this beneficial, and to whom?
How is any of this possible? 
1/1/2018:  An article just came out about my former massage client Susie Tompkins Buell saying that she gave $500,000 to fund accusations of sexual harassment against acting US President Donald Trump.
After taking a blood pressure lowering pill, I felt I should take the time to post something about this paradox here.  Susie's daughter Summer used to flash her tits at me and moan during massages at her mom's house.  Susie knows everything I am saying here is true, and that everything I am saying and have ever said deserves a just and proper public hearing.
Would Susie support me in filing sexual harassment charges against her daughter?
What did Susie have to say when Al Gore was accused of sexual assault by a Massage Therapist?  Nothing.  Actually, she gave money to Al Gore, and she gave nothing to the woman accusing Al Gore of sexual assault.  Susie was in fact funding the accused sexual harasser in this case.
Please note the extraordinary validity that should be given to what I am saying here: Susie Tompkins Buell called me to give her a massage the day Al Gore lost the Presidential election to George Bush, because she had a headache. 
I might have an opportunity to move to San Mateo soon, in which case I can seriously consider running for office against serial sexual harassment coverup specialist Jackie Speier, or that identical hypocritical lying nutcase
the CAMTC just gave an award to, Jerry Hill (with a 100% LGBTQ+ Voter Approval rating!!!), who was awarded by the CAMTC in fact for promoting sexual harassment and sexual assault of Massage Therapists,
while absolutely everyone in American media and law enforcement
winked and wanked and nodded, and looked the other way.  "Gay sexual assault is good sexual assault" is a motto to live by, isn't it Susie Tomkins Buell?  "Democrat sexual assualt is good sexual assault", right Susie?
What support have you given me Susie Tompkins Buell?  I remember clearly when you gave my friend Nancy $200,000 to open a Pilates studio- I believe it was Nancy who introduced us to each other.
I have to say I am not surprised by this blatant hypocrisy or corruption any more, by Susie, or the media, or the churches, or anyone else, really.
The Winter Olympics starts soon, and that is the New Year I will maybe take more seriously than today, because it reminds me how I met CAMTC director Mark Dixon, who promotes sexual assault of Massage Therapists for a living now,
and has threatened to have me assassinated twice, with the full support of Democrats, Republicans, Christians, and Jews, and everyone in between.
It is unclear to me if Paralympic rock Climbing will be part of the Summer Olympics in Japan in 2020, but I couldn't help but notice that Evolv's prosthetic foot promotional video is 3 Minutes and 7 Seconds:
I can't wait for Susie Tompkins Buell to call me so we can talk about the MassageTherapist allegations of sexual assault against Al Gore, and why the APTA blocked me from getting my Doctorate in Physical Therapy,
while Susie & her various puppets ignored everything.  It's business as usual in America!  Would you like to fund me completing my Pre-med classes Susie?  How about my MCAT prep, or my tuition? 
I need Biochemistry, Bio 2, and one lab to be ready to apply to MSUCOM.  With proper funding I could complete these classes by May.  I still like the idea of running for President of the APTA, which needs ethical leadership,
but to be honest right now I'm maybe most inspired by University of Chicago Ph.D. scientist Josiah Zayner, who is experimenting on his own DNA in his garage.  Instead of giving $50K to my dentist, I want my DNA to tell my mouth to grow new teeth.
Please note that the main reasons my teeth are damaged is because: 1) I was mugged in San Francisco, dragged up a flight of stairs by my head, for the $20 bill in my pocket; the muggers threatened to rape and murder me.
When I called the SFPD they literally laughed at me and hung up on me, refusing to take a report or do anything at all.  2) I was struck by a dropped snowboard while skiing in Salt Lake City during my volunteer work there in 2002 at the Olympics.
The stoned snowboarder said, "Sorry dude".  There are all these billboards all over trying to sell the idea that a stoned society will save money on healthcare.  I don't know about that; you might have less fights, but you also have more forgetfulness,
I can't wait to hear from you Susie Tomkins Buell.  Maybe William Randolph Hearst or Robert Mueller, or the APTA will get in touch with me too, while we're at it.  Let's pretend that someone cares.
Someone asked me if I have seen Lady Gaga's personal documentary about her getting massages, etc. as she apparently has fibromyalgia.  I know it exists, but I can't say I've seen it.
Listening to Lady Gaga makes me sad; it reminds me of the death of my younger half-brother, who was a DJ in Atlanta.  
12/8/1017: I want to reiterate that, yes, I am running for President of the American Physical Therapy Association, and I want you to vote for me.  I am 100% commited to reversing the damage Stanley Paris and every President since has done to the profession,
and to healthcare in America and worldwide.  Their bigotry, racism, anti-science, and discriminatory policies and practices are horrible and horrifying.  I am thankful to CUNY Hunter DPT Chair Gary Krasilovsky for suggesting I sue them.
Let's replace these relics with truly better leadership, shall we?  I still can't believe that when I was at the University of St. Augustine the PT Department Chair claimed that "I thank Jesus Christ the Lord for inventing Human Anatomy".  That's a quote.
I read the Wikipedia page about Buzzfeed, so now I know why Buzzfeed is crap- it's a spinoff of the Huffington Post, Politico, and other assorted assholes.  My blood pressure is too high because I read this nonsense;
I should be meditating,
listening to flowers flow in the breeze.
I also read the Wikipedia page on intellectual giftedness which recomended two books I would like to read, 2003's "A Nation Deceived" and it's 2015 update.  It's basic point apparently is to suggest that gifted students skip grades.
I think many teachers don't like this idea because it shows that some students can in fact become quite educated with access to education materials, and teachers would maybe have less power or pay in this type of system. 
I have read many books critiquing the education system; I highly recommend "The Word Police", for example.  "Conspiracy of Ignorance" is another informative and thoughtful read.
In my case, I think my life would have been more productive and effective if I had been allowed to skip Grades 5-12, and gone straight from 4th Grade to College.  I should have earned my BA before I could drive a car,
and my first Master's before I was 18.  I am not being egotistical.  I like to use the analogy of height, or girls developing breasts at a young age.  My brain simply worked at a Master's level for reading, writing, and analyisis when I was 9 years old. 
I should have earned 3 Ph.D.'s before I turned 40, had I been given proper opportunity, awareness, understanding, and support.
I want to thank my current Biology Professor Nidhi Ahuja, Ph.D, a native of India, for offering significant kindness and respect to me as I described these challenges and aspirations to her.
I can only imagine how she felt when I told her about the APTA's policy of comparing women with pierced noses to rapists or murderers, who like me deserve to be expelled on sight and shunned for life.
I was telling one of my friends about my past relationships with the DuPont family, and the Hearst's, Google-related people, and I bagan to wonder what the current monetary value of this website is?  Isn't James Hetfield worth $200Million now?
My roommate Ben Harding beat James Hetfield up in the 80's, drunk at a party. 
I want Hope Solo's vote for me, as I am offering her my vote as well to be President of US Soccer.  We need serious progress, and when I say this I do not mean the socialist distortion of the word, "progressive". 
I want Michael Jordan's vote.
I want Sean White's vote.
I want Team USA to support me, completely, 100%.
BTW, having Nancy Pelosi accuse Al Franken of Sexual Harassment and ask him to resign is the pot calling the kettle black.  How is Nancy Pelosi so pure?  I have thought for years my book about San Francisco would be called "A Toilet with Two Bridges". 
Nancy Pelosi should resign.
When is Jackie Speier going to talk about the sexual harassment of Massage Therapists, in her district, while she winks and nods and takes her piece of the cash?  What a hypocrite! 
I want to breifly mention that the easiest way for Justice Sotomayer and others to understand that a wedding cake is not food, and is in fact a ritual totem, should look to Great Expectations by Charles Dickens, you can read the book or see the movie.
There is a famous scene about a wedding cake saved for decades by a jilted Bride-To -Be.  People take pictures of wedding cakes and frame them.  You don't do that with any other "food".

12/6/2017:  I have announced that I am running as a write-in candidate for President of the American Physical Therapy Association, with elections in Summer 2018; they need to modernize and secularize!
the irony being the APTA has not allowed me to become educated or Licensed because I have pierced ears.  The APTA has a policy of "Fuck you America!"
On a similar note, I told my Mom and my very religious cousin in Georgia, Jeff Goodwin, that I want to be written out of their wills,
and everything should be donated to Atheist Ireland, the most important organization for promoting peace there.
I have been asked to weigh in on several topics: Gay Wedding cakes before the Supreme Court, Sexual Assault at Massage Envy, and gays using public restrooms for sex,
Fox News/WND/John Stossel promoting legal prostitution, and the question of whether I have Asberger's.
Gay Wedding cakes: I agree with both sides of this argument, and think justice Kennedy's question about making a sign to put in your window makes sense.  A Wedding cake is not "food".  It is a ritual totem.
Massage Envy sexual assault: The problem with Massage Envy is it's owners and management, it's Board, and being owned by Roark Capital, which really doesn't care about it's customers or employees.  It's about profit only.
The bigger problem is the bullshit media, which only talks about male Therapists "attacking" female clients.
How often are Massage Envy Therapists attacked, propositioned, sexually harasssed, by clients?  I would easily venture to say that number is over 200,000 incidents since ME started business.
Does the media care?  No, because it makes money promoting sexual harassment of Massage Therapists, like the AMTA, Massage Magazine, etc.
If Massage Therapy was recognized as healthcare, I could bill indurance, and could easily apply to a Physician Assisstant program with over 28,000 hours of clinical experience/patient contact hours.
Republicans and Democrats say "No!"- they want prostitution, and lots of it, without having to admit it or take responsibility for anything, ever.  Like the APTA.  The APTA owes me about $2million, and apology, and an education. 
Gays using public restrooms for sex:  Some gays are suing the City of San Jose about somehow saying they have a right to have sex in public restrooms, and someone even challenged me to a face-to-face debate about this right applying to highway rest stops.
I think when commuters have been driving for hours drinking coffee and soda, when they stop to use a restroom, they want to use it for it's purpose.  You want to hsave sex, find somewhere better.
Many gay bars in fact completely remove the doors to their bathrooms.  Why?  Because they make money selling people beer, who then need to use the restroom for it's actual purpose. 
John Stossel's story promoting prostitution, like the Massage Envy sexual assault story, aren't even news, since it's over a decade old, just they've been covering it up instead of covering it.  Why didn't Stossel explain why "sex work" is a "better" term?
He doesn't have a rational argument.  Furthermore, as usual, REASON magazine pushing this is not Libertarian.  The true Libertarian position should focus on gun rights for everyone, including prostitutes, and their clients.  That's Libertarian.
Asberger's: No, I do not have Asberger's.  I am intellectually gifted.  There is a rather significant difference. 
Fuck Massage Magazine, & Fuck the American Physical Therapy Association.  America deserves better. 
11/11/2017: I was talking to a female U.S. Attorney earlier today, and I thought about mentioning to her that I know Bob Mueller, Gavin Newsom (let's say Gavin knows me), and others who might have a hard time answering
her specific questions about why actual Massage Therapy is not covered by Health Insurance in California.  I would love to see her take that up, as well as the various issues I have brought up here for 15 years.
Why is the American Physical Therapy Association commited to destroying my career, basically killing me, my mind, and my message, and covering it up? 
Why has the American Massage Therapy Association threatened to have me assassinated, twice?.
On a related note, one of my female friends apparently is getting an Assistant Professor assignment at Stanford University.  Congratulations!  She's taking a huge pay cut to take that job, but it's a good investment for her.
I think both might have interest in asking why and how uneducated fraud Maxine Doogan came to have such a strong influence over Massage regulations in California. 
Republican Catholic Arnold Schwarzenegger knows why and how because he helped her do it. 
The supposed recent posting by the FSMTB and Massage Magazine claiming to address these issues is empty handed and hollow-hearted.. 
Follow the money...
(at my alma mater, Sonoma State, where I studied Sports Medicine, Psychology, & helped teach Anatomy, I also co-founded the Outdoor Adventure Club and the Environmental Activism Club
lI should add here that it was during my environmental activism heyday at SSU that I met the now much more famous "Pope with earrings" of the Lakota Tribe,
Arvol Looking Horse, who was central to the recent "Standing Rock" protests, note again here the ongoing conflict between the Princess Francis fashion-style, and the Arvol Looking Horse style
and the obvious fact that the American Physical Therapy Association is unethically and illegally preventing me from getting my Doctorate because they are more focused on being religious bigots than being healing arts professionals)

As usual, the wink and wank from Stanley Paris and the American Physical Therapy Association, because they're so Professional... so Christian! 
Please note again as I believe I have already stated elsewhere that several years ago when I contacted Maxine Doogan,
she explicitly insulted me, threatened me, and told me, "THIS IS THE DEAL!" Massage Therapy is run by prostitutes, for prostitutes. 
My voice and my opinion, and that of actual Massage consumers, is irrelevant, silenced, censored, and shunned. 
This policy couldn't be more blatant or obnoxious than when being paraded by a State-funded, taxpayer subsidized University Nursing Department. 


9/16/17:  Several significant and profound incidents have occured since my last post.  

Los Angeles banned Christopher Columbus Day, an incident celebrated at City Hall by males with pierced ears, and others but that detail matters here, because Columbus slaughtered and enslaved males with pierced ears and made his dress code the Law.  I am perpelxed by claims this offends Italians, since Columbus was not Italian, and Italy did not exist during his lifetime.  read about THE PEACE OF LODI.  Columbus was a mercenary.

In light of my recent posts, former 6th grade teacher Gene Simmons (Chaim Witz) might make a lot of money charging people $50K to meet him, and

Adam Ondra made 9/3/17 famous, as well as pollitely giving thanks to his new Osteo/Physio...

I have been thinking quite a bit about when I started studying Honors Biology as a Freshman at Lodi High School, and how while

my teacher could not bring himself to teach the core them of Biology, Evolution, because that's too controversial,

he decided instead it was perfectly normal to spend days showing Honors Biology students the propaganda film Silent Scream, and lecturing about the horrors of abortion.  

And people wonder why I dropped out of science for so long...

I am further reminded of the fact that the female Massage Envy co-worker who stalked and assaulted me while Massage Envy turned a blind eye, over and over, does not believe in dinosaurs, because they are not in the Bible.

She does beleive that we are married, despite the fact that we have never dated, and she is married to someone else. 

I think all Massage Therapists, and/or Physical Therapists, Chiropractors, Surgeons, etc. influenced by Ida Rolf should think about my friends who can't get raises or promotions at Stanford University, because they are women,

or wonder why the APTA won't give me my Doctorate, because of my ears.  Look at Ida Rolf.  Why would a Ph.D. in Biochemistry be doing wacky yoga/massage philosophy?  Ida Rolf couldn't get a real job in her field, as a woman.

I just think people should be treated fairly.  My female science friends should be offered the promotions and raises they deserve by Stanford University.  I should be offered the promotions and raises I deserve as well.

 APTA is silent as usual.  Instead of studying Rolfing, I'm going deeper into the concepts behind Ida Rolf's psychology and methods by studying Biochemistry and cellular physics, at the moment.  I don't think my Stanford science frineds know I have the Human Genome Project poster published by Science, or that the first thing I did after my dispute with the APTA began was A) read a book about John Adams and B) read a book about molelular cell biology. 


8/10/2017:  Two profound (to me) incidents occurred recently leading me to hopefully find a way to return to deep scientific scholastic study asap. 

I watched a youtube review of 12-year old Tye Trujillo (famous for being Robert Trujillo of Metallica's son) playing bass while touring with Korn,

and noticed how much Tye looks like his mom, Chloe.  Robert is now worth over $20 Million.  When I met Robert and Chloe (and James Hetfield, etc.) his son Tye was 4 years old,

giving the ridiculous delays and bullshit I've been fed by the APTA for 12 years more fire than ever.  Someone should sue the APTA.

That and a painful conversation with a Genentech scientist who left Stanford due to their sexist refusal

to giver her a bonus or a raise (I know a lot of female scientists from Stanford being screwed over by senior faculty on a regular basis, as a matter of policy)

made me remember in again vicious and horrific detail how I had a subscription to Science when they published the Human Genome, and in 2014 when I was

trying to go back to school studying science with the specific intent of getting a Doctorate in Osteopathic Medicine from Michigan State, alas! woe!

A female co-worker at Massage Envy stalked me, sexually assaulted me, destroyed my motorcycle, and the police, the judge, and my lawyer said:

"If you were a girl you would get $250,000 in less than 90 days from Massage Envy for negligence and conspiracy to create a hostile work environment,

but you're a boy, and sexually assaulting boys is OK in California.  No-one cares.  Juries don't care.  Politicians don't care.  It is not an issue or concern.  Go away."

So anyways, while I am still excited to have the time and money and hopefully friends and supporters willing to bolster my application to the DPT in NYC at Hunter,

I might instead simultaneously go back and at least finish that one biology class that was interrupted by the crazy lady trying to kill me.

The whole process of applying to grad schools is so often so absurd.  I need only 2 biology classes to apply to full Medical School, but for the inferior DPT I need

another math class, I have to retake 4 science classes in Chemistry & Physics, and more!  Some still say I should just give up and do something else, Chiropractic... Why?

Then again there is rent.  A studio apartment that needs to be torn down on the Silicon Valley Peninsula will set you back $2K a month.  I can buy a mansion in Iowa for that. 



7/13/2017:  I watched a motorcyclist die last Sunday; he was tailgating and took a header off the car in front of him during a 3-car pile-up, pretty typical Silicon Valley accident.

I was at the Ironworks Touchstone (indoor rock climbing) gym in Berkeley today and both Beth Rodden and Alex Honnold were there; Alex was being incognito since he's a bit of a celebrity now,

but I think he remembered me and maybe my letter to John Long at Rock & Ice and a card I sent to to Hans Florine somehow made it to Alex, he smiled at me several times.

I let Alex be, but enjoyed watching his workout style, still very endurance focussed, but definitely increasing his finger strength is an obvious and clear goal.

He did a hangboard session the same day he "freed" El Capitan.

I think these stories are all related, since in many of my letters to Physical Therapy Schools recently, I talked about German climbing coach/author Ludwig Dicki Korb's nose piercing as being fashionable yet irrelevant. 

So I wrote approximately 111 Professors at Physical Therapy Schools around America, and maybe two things happened.  I am 99% positive I have a meeting coming up at Hunter College at City University of New York;

I think the campus atmosphere and intellectual environment at Hunter College CUNY and it's Doctor of Physical Therapy program are likely to be quite sympathetic and warmly welcoming to me, despite my ears.

However, the other main result of my letter writing campaign is this: Just like the APTA has deleted all of my efforts to communicate with them for 14 years,

Wikipedia has appeased the ivory tower and deleted the very useful page listing all Physical Therapy Schools in America.  It's gone!

Also, I need to point out that TWO of my former classmates from the Doctor of Physical Therapy Program at Stanley Paris's University of St. Augustine are now

Department Chairs, Dr. Creelman at Idaho State, and better still Patrick Pabian at the University of Central Florida in Orlando, who was two years behind me, so I should be his senior mentor!

Let me know when the American Physical Therapy Association starts caring about public health, students, or ethics. 

List of physical therapy schools in the United States

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

All accredited and developing Physical Therapy Schools offer the Doctor of Physical Therapy (DPT) Degree. Some institutions offer joint degrees, post doctoral residencies and fellowships as well as PTA programs.

Current Physical Therapy Schools[edit]

City, StateSchoolDegree, Post Doctoral Residency and/or FellowshipWebsiteTwitter
Alabama, MontgomeryAlabama State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Alabama, BirminghamThe University of Alabama at BirminghamDoctor of Physical Therapy
Alabama, MobileUniversity of South AlabamaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arkansas, State UniversityArkansas State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arkansas, SearcyHarding UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arkansas, ConwayUniversity of Central ArkansasDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arizona, MesaA.T. Still University of Health SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arizona, GoodyearFranklin Pierce UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arizona, FlagstaffNorthern Arizona UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arizona, GlendaleMidwestern UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Arizona, PhoenixNorthern Arizona UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, AzusaAzusa Pacific UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, FresnoCalifornia State University, FresnoDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, Long BeachCalifornia State University, Long BeachDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, NorthridgeCalifornia State University, NorthridgeDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, SacramentoCalifornia State University, SacramentoDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, OrangeChapman UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, Loma hi LindaLoma Linda UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, Los AngelesMount St Mary's CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, OaklandSamuel Merritt UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, San FranciscoUniversity of California, San Francisco - San Francisco State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, Los AngelesUniversity of Southern CaliforniaDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT-MPH, Neurologic Residency, Orthopaedic Residency, Sports Residency
California, San MarcosUniversity of St. Augustine for Health SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, StocktonUniversity of the PacificDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, PomonaWestern University of Health SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
California, San DiegoSan Diego State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Colorado, DenverRegis UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Colorado, AuroraUniversity of Colorado DenverDoctor of Physical Therapy, Pediatric Residency Program
Connecticut, HamdenQuinnipiac UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Connecticut, FairfieldSacred Heart UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Connecticut, StorrsUniversity of ConnecticutDoctor of Physical Therapy
Connecticut, West HartfordUniversity of HartfordDoctor of Physical Therapy
District of ColumbiaHoward UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
District of ColumbiaThe George Washington UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Delaware, NewarkUniversity of DelawareDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, TallahasseeFlorida Agricultural and Mechanical UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, Fort MyersFlorida gulf Coast UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, MiamiFlorida International UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, Fort LauderdaleNova Southeastern UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, OrlandoUniversity of Central FloridaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, GainesvilleUniversity of FloridaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, Coral GablesUniversity of MiamiDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, JacksonvilleUniversity of North FloridaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Florida, TampaUniversity of South FloridaDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.DPT-MPH
Florida, Saint AugustineUniversity of St Augustine for Health SciencesDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Georgia, SavannahArmstrong State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Georgia, AtlantaEmory UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/MBADPT-MPH, Orthopedic Residency Program
Georgia, AugustaGeorgia Health Sciences UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Georgia, AtlantaGeorgia State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Georgia, DahlonegaNorth Georgia College and State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Georgia, AtlantaMercer UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Orthopaedic Residency, Neurologic Residency
Iowa, DubuqueClarke UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Iowa, Des MoinesDes Moines University - Osteopathic Medical CenterDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT-MPHD.P.T./MHA
Iowa, DavenportSt Ambrose UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Orthopaedic Residency
Iowa, Iowa CityThe University of IowaDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhD
Idaho, PocatelloIdaho State UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Illinois, PeoriaBradley UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Illinois, University ParkGovernors State UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Illinois, Downers GroveMidwestern UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Illinois, DekalbNorthern Illinois UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Illinois, ChicagoNorthwestern UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhD
Illinois, North ChicagoRosalind Franklin University of Medicine and ScienceDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T., Fellowship Program in Orthopaedic Manual Physical Therapy
Illinois, ChicagoThe University of Illinois at ChicagoDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhD, Fellowship in Orthopaedic Manual Physical Therapy
Indiana, IndianapolisIndiana UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Indiana, EvansvilleUniversity of EvansvilleDoctor of Physical Therapy, Sports Residency Program
Indiana, IndianapolisUniversity of IndianapolisDoctor of Physical Therapy
Indiana, Terre HauteIndiana State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Kansas, Kansas CityUniversity of Kansas Medical CenterDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.DPT/PhD
Kansas, WichitaWichita State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Kansas, LeavenworthUniversity of Saint MaryDoctor of Physical Therapy
Kentucky, LouisvilleBellarmine UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Kentucky, LexingtonUniversity of KentuckyDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhDTransition D.P.T.
Kentucky, Bowling GreenWestern Kentucky UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Louisiana, New OrleansLouisiana State University Health Sciences Center in New OrleansDoctor of Physical Therapy
Louisiana, ShreveportLouisiana State University Health Sciences Center in ShreveportDoctor of Physical Therapy, Orthopaedic Residency, Wound Management Residency
Massachusetts, SpringfieldAmerican International CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
Massachusetts, BostonBoston UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.,
Massachusetts, BostonMGH Institute of Health ProfessionsDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T., Orthopaedic Residency
Massachusetts, BostonNortheastern UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Massachusetts, BostonSimmons CollegeDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Massachusetts, SpringfieldSpringfield CollegeDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.DPT/ATC,
Massachusetts, LowellUniversity of Massachusetts LowellDoctor of Physical Therapy
Massachusetts, WorcesterMassachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
Maryland, BaltimoreUniversity of Maryland - BaltimoreDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhD
Maryland, Princess AnneUniversity of Maryland - Eastern ShoreDoctor of Physical Therapy
Maine, BangorHusson UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Maine, PortlandUniversity of New EnglandDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Michigan, Berrien SpringsAndrews UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T., DPT/DScPT, Orthopeadic Residency
Michigan, Mt PleasantCentral Michigan UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Michigan, Grand RapidsGrand Valley State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Michigan, RochesterOakland UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T., Orthopaedic Residency, Neurological Residency, Pediatric Residency, Oncology Residency
Michigan, Ann ArborUniversity of MichiganDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T., CardioPulmonary Residency, Geriatric Residency, Neurology Residency, Orthopaedic Residency, Pediatric Residency
Michigan, DetroitWayne State universityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Minnesota, DuluthCollege of St ScholasticaDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T.
Minnesota, RochesterMayo School of Health SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
Minnesota, MinneapolisSt Catherine universityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Minnesota, MinneapolisUniversity of MinnesotaDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhDDPT/MS, Geriatric Residency
Missouri, St LouisMaryville University of Saint LouisDoctor of Physical Therapy
Missouri, SpringfieldMissouri State UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition D.P.T
Missouri, Kansas CityRockhurst UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Missouri, St louisSaint Louis UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Missouri, BolivarSouthwest Baptist UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Missouri, ColumbiaUniversity of MissouriDoctor of Physical Therapy
Missouri, St LouisWashington University in St LouisDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhD, Women's Health Residency, Movement Science Fellowship, Diagnosis and Management of Movement Impairment Syndromes Fellowship
Mississippi, JacksonUniversity of Mississippi at the Medical CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy, Transition DPT, Neurology Residency, Sports Physical Therapy Residency
Montana, MissoulaUniversity of Montana - MissoulaDoctor of Physical TherapyTransition DPT, Sports Residency
Nebraska, OmahaCreighton UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Orthopeadic Residency, Pediatric Residency, Geriatric Residency
New Hampshire, ManchesterFranklin Pierce UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New Jersey, StratfordRutgers, The State University of New Jersey, Graduate School Camden and School of Health ProfessionsDoctor of Physical Therapy
New Jersey, South OrangeSeton Hall UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New Jersey, GallowayStockton UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New Jersey, NewarkUniversity of Medicine & Dentistry of New JerseyDoctor of Physical Therapy
New Mexico, AlbuquerqueUniversity of New MexicoDoctor of Physical Therapy
Nevada, Las VegasUniversity of Nevada, Las VegasDoctor of Physical Therapy
Nevada, HendersonTouro University NevadaDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, PotsdamClarkson UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, Staten IslandCollege of Staten Island - The Graduate Center (CUNY)Doctor of Physical Therapy
New York, New YorkColumbia UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, BuffaloD'Youville CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, AmherstDaemen CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, OrangeburgDominican College of BlauveltDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, New yorkHunter College - The Graduate Center (CUNY)Doctor of Physical Therapy
New York, IthacaIthaca CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, BrooklynLong Island University - Brooklyn CampusDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, Dobbs FerryMercy CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, RochesterNazareth College of RochesterDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, Old WestburyNew York Institute of TechnologyDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, ValhallaNew York Medical CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, New YorkNew York UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, BrooklynState University of New York Downstate Medical CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy
New york, SyracuseState University of New York Upstate Medical CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, Stony BrookStony Brook UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, TroyThe Sage CollegesDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, Bay ShoreTouro CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy, Orthopaedic Residency
New York, BuffaloUniversity at Buffalo, State University of New YorkDoctor of Physical Therapy
New York, UticaUtica CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Carolina, DurhamDuke UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Cardiopulmonary Residency, Women's Health Residency, Pediatric Residency, Sports Physical Therapy Residency, Fellowship in Sports Medicine, Fellowship in Orthopedic Manual Therapy
North Carolina, GreenvilleEast Carolina UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Carolina, ElonElon UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Carolina, Chapel HillThe University of North Carolina at Chapel HillDoctor of Physical Therapy, Transition DPT, DPT/PhD, Pediatric Residency
North Carolina, CullowheeWestern Carolina UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Carolina, Winston-SalemWinston-Salem State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Carolina, High pointHigh Point UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Dakota, BismarckUniversity of MaryDoctor of Physical Therapy
North Dakota, Grand ForksUniversity of North DakotaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, ClevelandCleveland State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, CincinnatiCollege of Mount St JosephDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, AthensOhio UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy Orthopaedic Residency
Ohio, ColumbusThe Ohio State UniversityDoctor of Physical TherapyDPT/PhDDPT/MS, Sports Residency, Orthopaedic Residency, Pediatric Residency, Neurologic Residency, Geriatric Residency
Ohio, FindlayThe University of FindlayDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, CincinnatiUniversity of CincinnatiDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, DaytonUniversity of DaytonDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, ToledoUniversity of ToledoDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, North CantonWalsh UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Ohio, YoungstownYoungstown State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Oklahoma, LangstonLangston UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Transition DPT
Oklahoma, Oklahoma CityUniversity of Oklahoma Health Sciences CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy
Oregon, HillsboroPacific UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Transition DPT
Oregon, NewbergGeorge Fox UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, GlensideArcadia UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, PittsburghChatham UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, PhiladelphiaDrexel UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, PittsburghDuquesne UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, ErieGannon UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, AnnvilleLebanon Valley CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, DallasMisericordia UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, AstonNeumann UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, LorettoSaint Francis UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Sports Residency, Orthopaedic Residency
Pennsylvania, Slippery RockSlippery Rock University of PennsylvaniaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, PhiladelphiaTemple UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, DPT/PhD, Orthopeadic Residency
Pennsylvania, PhiladelphiaThomas Jefferson UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, PittsburghUniversity of PittsburghDoctor of Physical Therapy, Sports Residency, Orthopaedic Residency, Neurologic Residency, Women's Health Residency
Pennsylvania, ScrantonUniversity of ScrantonDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, PhiladelphiaUniversity of the SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, ReadingAlvernia UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Pennsylvania, ChesterWidener UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Puerto Rico, San JuanUniversity of Puerto Rico - Medical Sciences CampusDoctor of Physical Therapy
Rhode Island, KingstonUniversity of Rhode IslandDoctor of Physical Therapy
South Carolina, CharlestonMedical University of South Carolina[[Doctor of Physical Therapy Neurological Physical Therapy Residency, Orthopedic Physical Therapy Residency, PhD in Health and Rehabilitation Science[1]]]
South Carolina, ColumbiaUniversity of South Carolina - ColumbiaDoctor of Physical Therapy, DPT/PhD
South Dakota, VermillionUniversity of South DakotaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Tennessee, NashvilleBelmont UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Tennessee, Johnson CityEast Tennessee State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Tennessee, NashvilleTennessee State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Tennessee, ChattanoogaThe University of Tennessee at ChattanoogaDoctor of Physical Therapy
Tennessee, MemphisThe University of Tennessee Health Science CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy
Tennessee, KnoxvilleSouth CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, San AngeloAngelo State UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, AbileneHardin-Simmons UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, San MarcosTexas State University-San MarcosDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, LubbockTexas Tech University Health Sciences CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy, DPT/PhD/ScD
Texas, HoustonTexas Woman's UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, DPT/PhD, Neurologic Residency, Woman's Health Residency, Transition DPT
Texas, San AntonioThe University of Texas Health Science Center at San AntonioDoctor of Physical Therapy, Transition DPT
Texas, GalvestonThe University of Texas Medical Branch at GalvestonDoctor of Physical Therapy, Neurologic Residency, Transition DPT
Texas, AustinUniversity of St Augustine for Health SciencesDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, El PasoUniversity of Texas at El PasoDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, DallasUniversity of Texas SouthWestern Medical Center at DallasDoctor of Physical Therapy, Neurologic Residency, Prosthetics-Orthotics Residency, Orthopaedic Residency
Texas, Fort Sam HoustonUS Army-Baylor UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Sports Residency, Manual Therapy Fellowship
Texas, Fort WorthUniversity of North Texas Health Science CenterDoctor of Physical Therapy
Texas, San AntonioUniversity of the Incarnate WordDoctor of Physical Therapy
Utah, Salt Lake CityUniversity of UtahDoctor of Physical Therapy, Orthopaedic Residency, Neurologic Residency
Utah, ProvoRocky Mountain University of Health ProfessionsDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, HamptonHampton UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, ArlingtonMarymount UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, NorfolkOld Dominion UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, WinchesterShenandoah UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, DPT/MSAT
Virginia, RichmondVirginia Commonwealth UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, LynchburgLynchburg CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, RadfordRadford UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Virginia, EmoryEmory & Henry CollegeDoctor of Physical Therapy
Vermont, BurlingtonUniversity of VermontDoctor of Physical Therapy
Washington, SpokaneEastern Washington UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Washington, TacomaUniversity of Puget SoundDoctor of Physical Therapy
Washington, SeattleUniversity of WashingtonDoctor of Physical Therapy Neurologic Residency
Wisconsin, WaukeshaCarroll UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
Wisconsin, MequonConcordia University WisconsinDoctor of Physical Therapy
Wisconsin, MilwaukeeMarquette UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy, Neurologic Residency
Wisconsin, LaCrosseUniversity of Wisconsin-LaCrosseDoctor of Physical Therapy, Sports Residency
Wisconsin, MadisonUniversity of Wisconsin-MadisonDoctor of Physical Therapy
Wisconsin, MilwaukeeUniversity of Wisconsin-MilwaukeeDoctor of Physical Therapy
West Virginia, MorgantownWest Virginia UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy
West Virginia, WheelingWheeling Jesuit UniversityDoctor of Physical Therapy




 **Two important updates: My old San Francisco client, former Federal Prosecutor, former FBI-Director, Robert Mueller is back in the center ring of the circus, having been asked to investigate "the Trump Russia thing".

I wonder if Bob has a perspective on the things I am writing about.  I know he is an evangelical Christian Republican, but he's also clearly a "get the job done" Marine, and I tend to think he would sympathize my case,

perhaps moreso because I know Bob and his wife personally, but my case obviously has merit, and you know it.  The APTA knows it, which is why they are covering it up.

When I met Bob in San Francisco, he was referred to me by the ultra-wealthy Evangelical Christians that live across the street from Senator Diane Feinstein on Presidio Terrace.

I think Bob would see my 2nd point here today as further infuriating as I do: While I was writing every Physical Therapy Dept. in America (200 to go!),

I discovered that my former classmate Bob Creelman is now Chair of the Physical Therapy Dept. at Idaho State University.  

We were on campus together at Stanley Paris's University of St. Augustine in FL in 2003, both enrolled in the Doctorate degree.  So now I've been shunned for 14 years, and he's a Dept. Chair.

He has a "cop moustache"; I have pierced ears.  I grew one of those a few times, and I have to admit it's amazing, like something out of a Eddie Murphy comedy, all the cops and firefighters see it as a code, and wave at you.

I'm "white", of course, which probably helps pull that off.  

Seeking balance, I started by writing every PT Dept in Alabama, who may not support me, then I wrote the University of Vermont, who I imagine may be more likely to vote for me.


Dear Whom It May Please Concern at the University of Alabama at Birmingham,

I am writing to you today after literally fourteen years of being discriminated against by the APTA, and prevented from getting my APTA promised Doctorate in Physical Therapy to ask for your immediate, serious, scientific and academic concern, interest, and vote of support on my behalf as soon as possible, please. I have no further realistic options in American Physical Therapy other than to write every PT-degree offering University in America to explain what the APTA is doing to me, and ask why. Writing you is special, because I originally wanted to become a PT so I could marry a debutante from Birmingham, AL, Amy Pfaffman. Amy wanted me to become a PT. I tried.

After running a University Anatomy lab, working for the International Olympic Committee, working in a Physical Therapy rehab hospital, and working for US Ski Team Orthopedic Surgeon, Kevin Stone, M.D., I applied to and was unconditionally accepted to the DPT program at FAPTA founded and owned University of St. Augustine for Health Sciences in Florida. Note that founder Stanley Paris was President of the APTA, and founder of the Orthopedic Section of the APTA, as well as co-founder of the American Academy of Orthopedic Manual Physical Therapy.

After moving to Florida from the San Francisco Bay Area in May 2003 and buying a condominium near campus, on the 3rd Day of school I was informed that, because my ears were pierced, I should be compared to a rapist, and deserved to be expelled on sight, and shunned for life. This position has been backed over and over by the APTA, CAPTE, and specifically by Wanda Nitsch of the APTA Education Board. My grades in Anatomy, Physiology, Physics, and Chemistry are irrelevant?

This and everything the APTA has done to me since 2003 violates the APTA Mission Statement, and it's Code of Professional Conduct. My ears don't have anything to do with anything related to Physical Therapy, science, or academics. I am not transgender, or gay, though these things are also irrelevant. My ears are pierced because I am a product of my generation & culture. Look around you. I look like David Beckham, the highest paid professional athlete in the world.

In 2013 the APTA made my Birthday, October 5, “Diversity Day” while discriminating against me for a full decade, with complete contempt and disregard for the APTA/CAPTE's own Mission & Ethics.

I should be a APTA Physical Therapy Fellow by now, and a full professor, with over a decade of experience. Instead I have nothing but the APTA's hypocrisy and lies, and a knife in my back.

Do you have the power or ethics to explain why I don't have my DPT, or reach out to me today, stand up for me, and see to it that the APTA/CAPTE follows it's own rules, and gives me my proper, appropriate, deserved respect, License, Degree, and Authority? How about doing that right now, today? You won't let me study/practice Sports Medicine because I look like a professional athlete?

The APTA has prevented me from treating over 10,000 patients. Why? I have been prevented from having a promised heath-care career and providing for my self and my family. Why?

Is it religion? Buddha had pierced ears. Jesus did not. Noone told me studying science was actually a beauty contest based on religious costumes.

I sincerely Thank You,

Brian Keith Goodwin Longcor 

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San Francisco Ballet's Massage Therapist, Jeff Cohen, sent me an email. 

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4/25/2017: After some time away, perhaps inspired by recently reading Dave Barry's incisive analysis of Florida, "Best. State. Ever.",

I am trying to write a piece for the AAAS / American Association for the Advancement of Science's "Science and Human Rights Student Essay 2017 " competition.

I am very curious how this might actually play out, since it really boils down to being a criminal indictment of the systematic corruption, racism, and idolatry

within the Science establishment (of course centering on my experience with the American Physical Therapy Association,

which has blocked me from getting my Doctorate since 2003, because my ears are pierced...),

preventing education or science from even waking up & getting out of bed...

I brought up Congresswoman Jackie Speir's tiff with Science over their headless transgender prostitutes cover some years ago as essential evidence of inherent power-based conflicts and was forced to speculate that Science would not be scientific when it came to reading my essay with an open-mind, since the rules here are clear, ""cover-up, deny, and ignore, In the Name of Jesus!"...

They say the prize is a subscription for a year of Science and a trip to a conference on Science & Human Rights,

but clearly for me the real prize would be the opening of a truly formal and open debate regarding the perpetual bullshit happening in my reasonable efforts at getting

the promised reasonable education from the promised reasonable American Physical Therapy Association, etc.  Maybe now is a good time to point out that

William Bernstein is a very successful trial lawyer who made literally piles of money off of an unscientific lawsuit filed against DuPont

on the claim that it's breast implants caused cancer- they don't and never did.  He is Jewish, and his office is adorned with pictures of Democratic Party royalty...

This story gets even more absurd when I read Science's essay rules and I am told I have to pay money to either Adobe and/or Microsoft in order to use the only allowed formats-

Open Office (free!) is not allowed.  Note that my past client base includes the architecht who designed Adobe's new campus, and that

Microsoft's Bill Gates has made clear his interests in prostitution investments along with Warren Buffett, and Steve Forbes is on the train too... 



I wonder if the next issue of Fast Company or American Spa Magazine, etc. will cover this: 


Seoul faces dilemma over ‘comfort women’ statue in Busan

...Caving to pressure, District Mayor Park Sam-seok held a news conference two days later, allowing the monument’s reinstatement and apologizing for the withdrawal and aggressive dispersion of the activists...

...The girl statue has been a perennial source of contention between the two countries. The Busan memorial is the second to be installed in front of a Japanese diplomatic mission,

following the one near the Japanese Embassy in Seoul, and there are 37 others around the country...  

...Under the Dec. 28, 2015 settlement, Seoul promised to work to “properly resolve” the issue through consultations with related organizations. 

With the steadfast Busan district office and citizens, the Foreign Ministry is struggling to find a solution, prompting criticism for passing the buck to local governments. 

“This is basically an issue that should be dealt with by related institutions according to law,” ministry spokesperson Cho June-hyuck said at a news briefing Tuesday. 

“However, our position is that it needs a prudent decision from the aspect of international protocol and customs regarding the protection of diplomatic relations.”  


Quite frankly all American and European coverage of this story in Korea is complete propaganda and total garbage, likely to quell debates surrounding prostitution issues in Germany and Israel, San Francisco and Washington DC, grumpy old men, etc.

It is important to note that following the 2005 massive federal raid of massage parlors in San Francisco-

the Hearst Corporation issued an absurd and sickening apology- not to the women, or to Massage Therapists- they apologized to Korea! 

However, I am very curious if my recent letter of inquiry to the University of Bridgeport may have influenced this development in some way,perhaps via it's Korean-run Martial Arts degree, though technically I was writing it's Chiropractic program, Bridgeport is unique with it's multiple disciplines, including Nursing and Physician assistant programs, and proximity to NYC... 

Real students are still waiting for real justice, and real education, from the utterly corrupt American Education system, the racist bigots at American Physical Therapy Association,

and of course the American Medical Student Association follows the protocol:

cover up, deny, and ignore. (don;t forget the BBC referred to child sex trafficking as "entrpreneurship"- because the sex toys in question were boys from Brazil. 



12/2/2016: How good is Sergey Brin's son at baseball?  


I still think it's funny that when Torben Ulrich asked me if I could do a house call for his son Lars, at the time I didn't have a car,

I've been hesitant about being solicited for sex doing house calls for a very long time (it's not paranoia, it's reality), and

I only do house calls with people I know and trust, and Lars lived way out in Tiburon, so I still wonder if that gig will happen someday.

Lars was interviewed recently by the Toronto Star.

 "I'm not sure that you grow old gracefully.That's the great unanswered question... We're doing everything we can to slow the aging process down.  

We put a lot of resources into healthy living and making the right coices and working out and we have a couple guys with us who keep us in shape.  

But I don't know how long we can keep doing it.  Everything's a fucking process.

Before I play drums now I've gotta have my shoulder rubbed and worked on and massaged for like 15 minutes.  It certainly doesn't get any easier as you get older. 


Lars, if I was recommended to you by your Dad, maybe you should give me an audition.

It is this slight relationship with Metallica that made me think I should try to reach out to Carnegie Hall Physical Therapist Shmuel Tatz to perhaps help negotiate my bizarre and frankly psychotic treatment by the American Physical Therapy Association. 

However, when you consider how I've been treated by the Hearst's and/or the Olympics, etc. I am left wondering where this saga will really go, if anywhere.  I keep trying anyways...


11/29/2016:  Happy 70th Birthday Mom!  Congratulations are also due for my old "friends" James Hetfield and Robert Trujillo of Metallica, who currently have one of the best selling albums in the world. 

Some people say I should avoid topics like this, but I have to wonder if this reality, and Kirk Hamett's famed collection of horror movie classic paraphernalia laid sway to the very recent redesign of Watercourse Way (Spa) in Palo Alto,

to include posters from Fight Club and Creature from the Black Lagoon.  I have been told I should inquire about working there, though it should also be known I recently wrote the University of Bridgeport's Chiropractic program about

the totality of circumstances I currently face.  It should be noted I have never met Kirk Hamett, but Robert Trujillo told me that one of Kirk's Phillipino cousins has toured with Metallica as their Massage Therapist/"healer".

When I was at Evo Spa working with James, Robert, and Lars Ulrich's Dad my supervisor was adamant I had to give two weeks notice if Metallica invited me to tour with them.  It never happened, and after Jenny (my Manager)

asked me out things went pretty crazy pretty fast.

The University of Bridgeport claims to be one of the most racially diverse in the United States, so I speculate they winced when I told them how I had been treated by "Palmer is for White People", the APTA, etc.

I told Robert Rujillo about my hobby/habit of tripping Skinheads (note there is a huge difference between a White Supremacist Skinhead and a bald guy skinhead) in the pit, and

Robert turned around and looked at me very seriously, saying, "That's a bold move".

I'm whiter than every White Supremacist I've ever met, so I figure they are obligated to get out of my way or be subservient to me.

I might add Adam Ondra took one day over my guess of when he would finish his first go at sending the Dawn Wall.  I enjoyed following your ascent on Instagram.  Congratualations Adam, I hope Hans Florine put you guys up at his house. 

I bought new winter motorcycle gear with the thought of heading out to Yosemite before Thanksgiving, but then I backed off that idea due to worries about hitting black ice. 


11/17/2016:  So now, while we still have the New York Times slandering Adidas, Elizabeth Arden, L'Occitane, me, etc. because they'd rather do that than actually report unbiased news,

(though they did publish a fake apology, followed by fake reports by fake Facebook and fake Google hypocrites hypocrites hypocrites supposedly opposing fake news...) 

Adam Ondra is likely sending El Capitan's Dawn Wall in record time by this Sunday, and I contacted esteemed pierced climbing coach admired by Physiotherapists worldwide,

though still scorned and hated by Stanley Paris, the American Physical Therapy Association, various bigoted Catholics (Roman for their haircuts & their lust for war),

Ludwig Dicki Krob, co-author of Gimme Kraft, maybe Dicki has some sway to say about how the APTA has treated me for 13 years... because of my ears, not my grades in Anatomy ("A")...

Maybe more importantly, I have not heard a peep from Hilary, while my friend J. Mannuel Herrera was covered by all 3 major news networks, and in the San Jose Mercury News, who wanted to cover

his event centered on developing intercultural and intrafamilial peace following the election.  his brother, a Spanish-speaking evangelical preacher, voted for Trump.

Furthermore, the LA Times and many other media chose to glorify Maxine Doogan's supposedly difficult quest to speak to Governor Jerry Brown about decriminalising prostitution 

when everyone knows that Maxine Doogan emailed me over a decade ago, insulting me and putting me "in my place" when I tried to request respect and dignity for

physician prescribed (including US Ski Team & Diane Feinstein's Orthopedic Surgeon) health insurance covered Massage Therapy -

Maxine Doogan pointed out to me that she and her prostitute colleagues owned the entire Massage profession in California, via a "deal" brokered by Jerry Brown, Willie Brown, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Kamala Harris, etc. 

and systematically lied about by every journalist and every news network in America.  Maxine Doogan is superior to me and every actual Massage Therapist, in every way, and is worshipped by Kamala Harris & Co.

Then Kamala Harris pretends she doesn't know what anyone is talking about and files a fake lawsuit against when this is clearly a political stunt which any Judge with 2 seconds to actually read the law would throw out...

and my old friends at Kimpton Hotels are doing brisk business, aren't you Kay? 


11/7/2016: Speaking of defamation lawsuits, 16 years ago, when George W. Bush was elected over Al Gore, Hilary Clinton's best friend, Susie, called me

and asked me to come to her penthouse in Pacific Heights in San Francisco to treat her headache...

The San Francisco Chronicle refers to Susie's penthouse as, "The Tower of Power".

I'd like to ask Hilary herself to call me.  There is a conversation we should have, face to face. 


The New York Times used this picture to intentionally miscover & mislead re: the issue of prostitution in Oakland, California

and moreso, to intentionally slander the rock-climbing community (Getty pic below points out that GWPC Gym is next door), and/or the beauty industry,

and perhaps me, because they don't like my website

or the questions I am trying to ask about Obamacare, the American Physical Therapy Association, Chiropractic, Massage, Spas, etc.

and their incredibly biased & stupid NYT Magazine cover story about prostitution published May 8, 2016, (the day before Erica O'Connor's Birthday)

President Obama & NYT, Inc, Hearst Inc, etc., Why are you lying about this, why are you covering my story up, while you know I'm right,

while you know I was FBI Director Robert Mueller's Massage Therapist

and Hilary Clinton's best friend's Massage Therapist...etc.  WTF?


Kristen Monsell of the Center for Biological Diversity, which sought the listing, said agencies must act to protect future generations of a species, not just the current population, and take measures with enough time to do so.




when growing facial hair was an excommunication-worthy offense

he excommunicated half of all Christendom—for having beards. 


Remarkable, impossible; I met an angel investor who helped create Google. 


I don't see any readable or useful articles available at this time explaining the current legal circumstances of or (though it did not lend credibility to's newsworthiness to read their claim that was created in 1986 - when there was no web at all until 1992...)

Is anyone really taking Kamala Harris seriously?


I have come to believe that among a few curious onlookers of this web/blog, we now have Fast Company on board...  "What is going to happen next?"


Watch GOOGLE "autofill" distort your brain and control your thoughts!  Sometimes Google will try to suggest you participate in "Global Citizen Day" or care about "Women's rights"...

Simultaneously, Google autofill will always change a search for "sex work" to a search for "sex workers rights" or "sex workers union", etc..  Why?

If you search for "Massage Therapist" there is no concern to lead you to think about "Massage Therapist's rights" or a "Massage Therapists Union"-

because Google's policy is to oppose respecting Massage Therapists, while only glorifying prostitution and the interests of prostitutes.

I work on Google's Developers, Programmers, Marketers, etc. though I have yet to met Sergey Brin or someone in top management.  Sergey knows what I'm talking about, and he knows he is full of shit;

,a hypocrite and a liar, but so is just about everyone else, so who cares?   The puppets, the profiteers, the slaves... I haven't covered the Keith Naz story because it isn't unique or interesting, really, is it Gavin?

777  In the majority of anglophone countries, paraveterinary workers with a formal scope of practice, and a degree of autonomy in their role,

are known as a veterinary nurses. The primary exception to this is in North America, where both the United States and Canada refer to these workers as veterinary (or animal health) technicians or technologists.

Human nursing associations have often claimed rights over the term 'nurse' and in some countries, this is protected by law...

777  ...The secret deal that allows sauna owners in Edinburgh to sell sex legally

...a 30-year-old document was signed by politicians, police and a senior Crown Office official in 1986 amid 

fears the city would be devastated by an Aids epidemic... Lothian & Borders Police, Edinburgh Council and NHS officials agreed

saunas could have prostitutes on the premises on the basis that they promoted safe sex and supplied condoms.

The Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS) yesterday confirmed the existence of the no-prosecution policy. 


9/23/2016: I had another dream last night about being married to Amy Pfaffman, which always leaves me in this strange happy/sad state the following day.

I continue to blame San Francisco's massage prostitution community (Gavin Newsom, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, etc.) for my financial challenges which led to our separation.

How ludicrous and psychotic can it be, to have the Hearst's and DuPont's on my client list in San Francisco, while being completely cockblocked from running a "normal" massage spa by the plethora of sleazy cokehead politicians on the take?

I'm 99% convinced that the new legal case in Honolulu that extradited sex traffickers from CA to Hawaii is being overseen by my friend Matt Chapman,

who is likely running for Governor soon.  He's a "CS Lewis" Christian, and owns most of Maui. 

I also continue to blame the supposed "loving" Christian community running the American Physical Therapy Association for fighting tooth and nail for 13 years straight to keep me out of the Physical Therapy profession - because my ears are pierced.

What does the APTa have to say?  Silence.  What does the AMTA have to say?  Silence.  What does anyone in "loving" America have to say?  Silence.



9/16/2016: As a person becomes astutely aware of political inbreeding and incest,

then awakens to find the New York Times coverage of the Oakland Police Department's new prostitution policy

is headlined (WTF?) by a picture taken next door to the only rock climbing gym in Oakland, Touchstone's Great Western Power Company, where Michael's sister Alayna works,

I'm thinking, "This can't possibly be happening,this is wierder than Jay-z going to Iceland" and yet it is.  This is on the heels of the other day the San Francisco Chronicle putting Harbin Hot Springs on it's cover...  Is it the election?  Or is this actually important in the long run?  Is the money and the image management creating a conflict of interests?

Note noone in Oakland or the New York Times is talking about any of the deeper actual issues at hand, or massage prostitution, or gays.  Reminds me of how when I lived in SF,

during Christmas the animal rights protestors would throw blood on fur buyers at Macy's, while never daring to step one foot into Chinatown, because they knew they would get stabbed or shot

and their body tossed in the bay for the sharks to eat, and noone would say a word...  If the New York Times reads this, and this is some odd acknowledgement, I'm humbled, perhaps, but maybe a little offended and pensive.

I double-checked the maps, and the  recent New York Times headline article about prostitution in Oakland, intentionally misreported and simply outright lies (as usual)

claims that the heart of prostitution is 2.5 miles away from the actual statistically documented and very well-known area of International Boulevard known as "the track".  

I've said it for years, ever since I met William Randolph Hearst III at his house and met FBI Director Robert Mueller and his wife at their home as well... especially after MPA Media slandered me so they could protect David Palmer's lies...

"The Media is The Mafia".

Why is the New York Times slandering the rock climbing community and endorsing a campaign of fraud & terror?  Because someone upstairs hates me, and they hate this website.  

They respect my knowledge, perhaps, but they fear the results of honesty. 

I outed Hilary Clinton.  I outed Gavin Newsom.  I outed the Catholic Church.  

I outed the AMTA, the APTA, the AAOMPT, the CAMTC... I'm hopefully not done just yet... simply asking for something resembling peace, justice, honor... 

It's valuable to note that since "Celeste Guap" is entering PTSD psychological rehab at Stanford University, Yoga Nidra scholar Richard Miller, Ph.D. is following your story too, at least trying to, a challenge, since the media lies so often.





9/14/2016:  Stanford University has completely revised their Physician Assistant Program from a Certificate to a Master's Degree, reducing it's required prerequisite healthcare experience hours from 3,000 to 500 hours,

and deleting the recently added bullet point specifically stating that Massage Therapy was not healthcare.  I read this while re-applying to the UWS Doctor of Chiropractic, in stripclub utopia Portland, OR, also HQ for Nike, etc.

I realize I need to explain that the photo above is not me, it is the singer Keali'i Reichel from the cover of his album Lei Hali'a, which has two spa-ish tunes I have added to my playlist, Ku'u Pua Mae'ole, and the title track.

I recently met a woman from Honolulu who told me that she danced to these songs at prom, and at her wedding, they always make her cry.

Perhaps more interesting still is the fact that I was actually introduced to this album and Keali'i Reichel by a Roman Catholic monk, closeted gay, senior instructor at Sacred Heart Cathedral Preparatory in San Francisco,

an award-winning teacher, honored equally by the Vatican and Oprah, who taught me to love and appreciate traditional Hawaiian and Polynesian culture.

OK, so where is my diploma, Dr. Paris?  Where is even a single moment of consciousness from the American Academy of Orthopedic Manual Physical Therapists, or any of their WHO/UN colleagues? 

Sensing silence, and my mother is going blind?  Did she stutter and pause, lastly realizing her church has condemned me to poverty, her hero Billy Graham has nothing but gasping hollow hate to offer our family & the world,

no answers, no questions even...?

I had a dream that Chris Sharma was my friend.  Scary thought, since I can't possibly keep up with him.  Still might do my Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist for the NSCA by 2017, statistics, microbiology, lot's to think about.

How can you spend money to make money, when Stanley Paris won't make peace with Keali'i Reichel?  When Billy Graham and who's that asshole Barack Obama had oversee his Inauguration?  The "purpose" clown?  You know who I'm talking about.

Will he make peace, or think about peace, or tell the truth for 90 seconds? 

Speaking of porpoises, I've been showing a lot of people the Dolphin video my friend Mark Peters made, that is still sponsored by GoPro, and got Mark on CNN, covered by Smithsonian, etc.  Have you seen it? 



Again, it is impossible to comprehend, yet true, that Team USA and the American Physical Therapy Association

holds, without debate or consciousness, that my simple Michael Jordan/David Backham-like pierced ears are grounds

for being "expelled on sight and shunned for life"- Yet here we have this (no, really, read this!):

"When someone has an artifical heart, we don't see them as a cyborg.  But when someone has a Terminator eye,

we all of a sudden see them as something that stands apart.  

There's a psychological impact here, what I call "speciation syndrome"-

when you can change certain parts of your body, sometimes it matters and sometimes it doesn't." 


NOTE: All of the arrogant assholes at Team USA, the APTA, etc. expelling and shunning me because of microcopic scars on my ears

ALL have transhuman technologies for cosmetic or pragmatic purposes - eyeglesses, artificial hips, pacemakers, botox, smartphones, etc.

All of them. 



"Transhumanism is often described as the real religion of Silicon Valley." 


8/4/2016: I spent the last two days watching surfers north of Santa Cruz, and climbing the mountains around Big Basin Redwoods, coming home to find:

Why have you been such a tireless crusader to get surfing in the Olympics? 

...I read Duke Kahanamoku’s autobiography. In it he says: “Even as early as that day [early 1920s], I was already thinking of how surfing could become one of the events in the Olympic games. Why not?…I still believe surfing will one day be recognized and accepted.” This is the guy that we look to as our founding father.

He was asking for surfing’s inclusion in the Olympics, 80 years earlier. I thought, We can do this. 

But getting to this point was like going out on a dawn patrol. It’s foggy, it’s dark, and you don’t know what you’re paddling into. It took me 20 years of paddling... 


8/1/2016:  I was unofficially queried by a marketing guru from Garmin today... Apparently one of the top-dogs for Garmin lives on the Silicon Valley Peninsula.  I'm not quite sure what that was about just yet.

Are Garmin's technology and products "transhuman"?


7/30/2016: "..."Obviously we want to be cutting-edge stylistically when it comes to the Olympic Games,"

says Olympic wrestler Jordan Burroughs, who won gold in London and will return to the Rio Games.

He calls this year's uniforms "very patriotic and representative of American culture."

***The American Physical Therapy Association and TEAM USA continues to claim that being a male with pierced ears is an EXPULSION ON SIGHT, SHUNNED FOR LIFE OFFENSE, COMPARABLE TO RAPE OR MURDER... 


It would appear I owe Hans Florine the benefit of the doubt,

since I have previously speculated here that it was Hans, the Libertarian Ayn Rand fan,

who decided to put Bibles and gun magazines in the lobby of Diablo Rock Gym.  

In the August 2016 issue of Rock & Ice magazine Hans clearly states that an area of intellectual rapport he has with Alex Honnold

is in fact that they are both Atheists.  Hans's new book, referred to by rock-climbing legend Peter Croft as "bat-shit crazy", is launching September 1st

When I asked Hans if he would co-sign a loan or think about finding a way to help me finish graduate school,

he was quite serious when he said, "I'll think about it" and I truly appreciate that.

He says my website is likely an issue of contention to some of my professed programs of interest.

I have yet to find any particular support or direct attention from the APTA, AAOMPT, AMSA, etc. and am still getting the run around from Palmer, Life West, etc.

so I re-applied to University of Western States in Portland, where I was first accepted in 2006, ten years ago, no problem, no questions asked.  




25% of customers showing up at Karma Tantric, a London-based Massage Company, are looking for lesbian prostitution, specifically.


I'm researching the recent buy-out of Earthlite by Branford Castle, will post updates soon: [Basically Jim from LEC is CEO, Branford Castle appears to have invested controlling capitol.]


I read the article in the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star about Sister Rosalind Gefre,

the sole Massage Therapist in the USA to ever have had an occasionally rational conversation with me about the general topics and questions of this website

and all I can say right now is I called her last year and they told me she retired.  I have her home phone number somewhere, she gave it to me in 2008.





Derek Jeter was recently married in Napa.  I don't know why, but if you search Google images for Derek Jeter Massage, a picture of me comes up.  

My cousin Jason did pitch for Gonzaga (he's part Czech and about 7 inches taller than I am), but he has kids now and can barely throw a Nerf football.


Somehow everything in my life and this blog makes a lot more sense when you realize Rolling Stone did a cover story about California "Sensual Massage" over 40 years ago...
I've been reading these stupid posts about "Dr. Dot" doing "revolutionary" chewing massage techniques for years.
I think it's pretty nifty that she was nicknamed by Frank Zappa, but due to the recent deluge of articles, again, about how unique this technique is claimed to be,
I have to point out that chewing techniques are obvious and common.  I learned about this studying Cultural Anthropology 27 years ago.
Here is a picture of an Alaskan native chewing seaslkin to make shoes, over 100 years ago.
At this time, it was also common practice for a Native Alaskan wife to chew her husband's shoes every morning, to make them soft.
Personally, it seems TCM cupping or Gua Sha would get the same physiological effect with far less work, and is certainly more hygienic.
Dr. Dot can contact me anytime to clarify or talk about these issues, though any reader knows I have bigger fish I want to talk to. 



7/21/2016: Particularly in light of the recent Seattle Police Dept/Seattle Times hypocritical raving rant about abusive heterosexual men sexually harassing female Massage Therapists,

and of course the fact that RNC convention is in full swing,

I thought it would behoove readers of this attempted limited-budget blog to note

"It was rigged. It was wired, and they have no interest in public input," she said. "And I think that's an affront to every citizen in the county."

Note that Congresswoman Jackie Speier is talking about the most famous prostitution "john" on this blog, Sheriff Greg Munks, being replaced by the other most famous "john" on this blog, Sheriff Carlos Bolanos

both of whom were caught by the FBI and the Las Vegas Police with trafficked teenage prostitutes from Korea and methampetamines, and were let go because they blamed their taxi driver.

Note as well that Congresswoman Jackie Speier and said Sherriff's represent the county seat of Google, Apple, Oracle, etc.

and that several years ago Jackie Speier personally picketed Craigslist for promoting sex trafficking and exploitative prostitution, 

also she raised quite the ruckus when the American Association for the Advancement of Science (which I support) published a cover photo of transgender prostitutes that was deemed "offensive".

I have contacted Congresswoman Speier many many times about my situation, but she has adeptly avoided acknowledging or representing me

In a possibly related story, UFC fighter Mark Hunt, fed up and frustrated with being screwed over by the UFC, has announced an interest in starting an Association to represent fighters.

"These guys have lined their pockets with our blood", says Mark Hunt.

Have I ever talked about what happened the time a Massage Envy owner, rolling in cash but too cheap to hire an actual maintenance worker, incorrectly installed a bathroom doorknob without setting the screws right,

so it sliced a one-inch laceration in the back of my first finger on my right hand, which is now permanently scarred, 

and his only response, and the only concern of the Massage Envy franchise was "keep working" (while I am bleeding)

and "We're hiring a massive corporate attorney law firm to attack you before you attack us"

This is the same response ME had when I was sexually harassed and stalked, twice, by crazy female coworkers.  In fact, Massage Envy fired me last year, for trying to defend myself from crazy stalker co-workers.

I am very appreciative of my current employer, imperfect as it may be, and I still miss the $44 an hour plus tips I was making in Mill Valley at Evo Spa, where I met Metallica's James Hetfield & Robert Trujillo & Lars Ulrich,

as well as the openly gay Chief head-honcho MD for Kaiser Permanente, and lots of other wealthy and interesting people... I saw Susie Tomkins Buell (Hilary Clinton's best friend) there a few times, too... Always a Bentley in the parking lot in Mill Valley...

My point again though is that I have never found anything resembling competent professional representation from anyone, anywhere, in my 26 years of Sports Medicine studies.

The way I have been treated by the National Athletic Trainers' Association has been a bitter disappointment, the APTA has been genocidal, the AMTA has been violent, and the AAOMPT has been invisible.

Palmer has been racist, Life West has been the hypocritical bible-thumpers I was warned about, and the University of Western States, though still maybe a good option, has been quiet as a summer breeze... 

So it's fairly insulting to read ESPN's reporting on Mark Hunt wanting respect,

while I personally attest to being screwed over on a daily basis by my former friend and confidante William Randolph Hearst III, who owns 20% of ESPN...

I bought the original copy of Black Belt Magazine from March 1970 with my Sensei Ron Marchini on the cover, and I agree with the editorial by Sensei Uyehara criticizing honorary rankings.

I am not now nor have I ever asked for a fake Professorship.  I am asking the American Physical Therapy Association to honor it's own Mission Statement, and it's own Code of Ethics.

I am asking Life West to also not be hypocritical, and accept me acaemically one day, then give me the silent treatment the next day (current situation parallels that with University of St. Augustine and the APTA, AAOMPT)

I am asking William Randolph Hesrst, III, the FBI, Hilary Clinton's inner circle, Team USA, etc.:

Stop stabbing me in the back.  Give me the respect I deserve.  Look me in the eye and shake my hand.  Be honest.  Be the Promise Keepers you say you are.

In closing this post I need to note since people keep asking why I 'm not talking about the Oakland Police Departments "scandal" in being pegged by teen prostitute Celeste Guap as facilitating and using her as a prostitute-

I've noted for years the link between Governor Jerry Brown (former Mayor of Oakland) and teen prostitution, and this is why my former Law School Dean, USF graduate and former head of the California Bar,

had me expelled from Law School - note as Mayor of Oakland's wealthiest neighborhood, Piemont, Dean Barbieri was in fact the biggest pimp in Oakland, for years.  I've seen this BS going on my entire life.

Look at Lodi, all brothels and churches every five feet, where "Mormon" pot-smoking Dad of my best friend Mike is Chief of Police, Mayor, and the biggest pimp in town.

Kamala Harris is so corrupt she can't see straight. 



I'm short on time, but I should briefly note a few things:

A researcher at a University in Singapore claims to have developed the first modern and truly therapeutic massage robot, EMMA, quite a leap forward from the Massage Recliner chair. 

Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau saves 3,700 women, girls from prostitution

Thailand's Tourism Minister is claiming to be pushing for an essential elimination of Thailand's prostitution industry, including it's prostitution massage parlors.

The Seattle Times published an article about the Police arresting over 200 "johns" in a police-run massage parlor,

which had lots of heated language critical of macho men harassing Massage Therapists,

yet with "business as usual" at the Seattle Times and the Seattle Police Department,

absolutely nothing is ever said or done about gay prostitution massage... :"Celebrate Sexual Harassment!"

This goes hand in hand with the never ending hypocrisy and corruption at the Hearst Corporation: "Rape Speech is work!".  Thanks Will!  Love the way you've treated me! 

German prostitutes are apparently complaining at being called prostitutes on their new ID cards and want to be called "modern" "sex workers" -

failing to note that the term "sex work" was created to miscommunicate, to be meaningless, to avoid using the term prostitution, and

to confuse and conflate the author of the Song of Solomon, the Love Poetry of Ovid, etc. with "sex work", including junkie street prostitution.

This is in fact all clearly explained in Carol Leigh's book.  Sorry, German prostitutes. 

Since the American Physical Therapy Association and the American Massage Therapy Association continue to, on the one hand, ignore me and refuse to honor their promise to educate me and give me my Doctorate in Physical Therapy because I have pierced ears,

and on the other hand, threaten to kill me because I am not a gay prostitute,

I joined the American Medical Student Association, which promises to advocate for it's members and for public health.  We'll see if this goes anywhere.

I sent them copies of letters where I am accepted for my DPT in 2003, then declined even dialogue some years later.  

I still have the letter from the AAOMPT completely denying authority or responsibility- outright lies

The APTA's sheer cruelty and blatant corruption leaves me pretty pessimistic about American healthcare. 



I'm excited to be adding the word "syncretic" to my vocabulary.  All three forms apply to my efforts to refine this website, and my career, to some coherent pathway:

I still like my previous term, "trans-tribal", which has the alliteration I enjoy so much, but obviously "syncretic" is the current accepted term.

Maybe the easiest and most interesting way to approach this term, and understand it's broad and powerful influence on pretty much everything is to read this:

The Catholic Church appears to define syncretism as a folly, yet simultaneously throughout Ireland, Scotland, Asia, and South America, etc.  

you will see example after example of Catholics blending old RC ideas with native culture. 

Lady Gaudalupe?  Is she Catholic?

If Catholicism truly cracked down on Syncretism, the so-called largest Church in the world with over a Billion members, would shrink overnight to being virtually irrelevant.

There's a reason the term "Cafeteria Catholic" is so easily understood.  

"Oh, please I'll have a wedding, and a funeral, but no exorcisms or confessions, and noone really believes in transmogrification, do they?" 

While conducting this line of research I did quite a bit of reading on the legendary and famous Teacher, Professor, Friend: Chiron the Centaur.

If it is true that this half-man half-horse Chiron is the emblem of the Royal College of Physicians of Edinburgh, and

the centerpiece in the logo of the American College of Veterinary Surgeons,

How ridiculous and insane is it, how the American Physical Therapy Association has treated me, and countless other students and potential professors?  

Pierced Ears?  Shunned for Life!  Hindu?  Shunned for Life!  Buddhist? Shunned for life!

Why is Catholicism hatefully driven by a man wearing a dress who tells everyone to hate men wearing dresses?  People believe this?

"Princess Francis is wearing a new dress..." 

Furthermore, this research made it clear to me, what noone had taught me in grade school, that in fact while Kevin Sorbo's claim to fame is emulating Hercules, (and God's Not Dead!)

yet Hercules was actually famously BISEXUAL,

noted by Plutarch to have had countless male lovers...

Ready for that role, Kevin Sorbo? 

As I contemplate signing up for "23 & Me" and discovering my true DNA, will I really bre Scottish? Can I wear a Kilt without the APTA accusing me of wearing a plaid dress, and be expelled on sight and shunned for life by a man in a white dress? 

Aren't all the ceremonial graduation robes really dresses? 

What if 23 & Me says I'm part Cherokee, and/or Jewish, as some say? 

Will you hate me?  Dr. Paris?  Dr. Grimsby?  APTA?  Princess Mary of Denmark, what do you say?



China is to unroll the fourth national survey of traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) resources to ensure a better development of the industry, said a senior health official on Sunday.

With the public need for TCM therapies growing, the number of medicine resources has decreased and people have turned to the cultivated ones.

However, due to a lack of standards, the cultivated TCM resources are sometimes less effective or even unsafe for human use, said Wang Guoqiang, director of the State Administration of TCM, at a TCM seminar held in Kunming, Yunnan Province in southwest China.

There is a pressing need to protect TCM resources, Wang said. “I’ve heard people saying that medicine quality will spell doom for the TCM industry, which I must admit, is no exaggeration,” he said.

The survey has been piloted in 922 counties in 31 provinces in China since 2011.

According to its official website, it will draw a clear picture of the variety, distribution, storage and growth trends of TCM resources, including herbs, animals, minerals and synthetic materials.

TCM includes a range of traditional medical practices originating in China. It includes such treatments as herbal medicine, acupuncture, massage (tuina), exercise (qigong) and dietary therapy.

Although well accepted in the mainstream of medical care throughout East Asia, TCM is considered an alternative medical system in much of the western world and has been a source of controversy.

A milestone in the recognition of TCM came when Chinese pharmaceutical chemist Tu Youyou won a Nobel Prize in 2015 for her discovery of Artemisinin, a medicinal herb, to help treat malaria. 


This posting is too personal, you're right, but it cannot be believable or properly understood without the context of noting that the author and publisher is in fact an Initiate of and former Ordained Chaplain for and my cousin Jeff was Georgia State Master Councilor. 

Jeff's father is a 33rd Degree Mason 

I think Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom's smell sensitivity is a direct and common result of being a well-known cokehead and habitual prescription drug abuser.  All the signs and symptoms are readily apparent.  He'll make a great Governor, yes?


It's intellectual jujitsu time! 

4th of July, 2016: There have been several notable developments in American politics, and perhaps, maybe, I'm really not sure, in my completely ridiculous relationship with the American Physical Therapy Association

which has blacklisted and shunned me from getting my Doctorate, or even engaging in dialogue of any kind whatsoever, since 2003, because I have pierced ears.

I originally pierced my ears in the mid-90's after the last time Joyce Breckenridge broke up with me, perhaps as part of an effort to forget her, or perhaps it was to appear fashionable and cool like Charles who she left me for.  I'm not "transgender", maybe being of mixed ethnicity and my background in Psychology and Anthropology and Sports Medicine lets me say

I'm "trans-tribal"...

I shaved my head completely bald, and got four ear piercings, two in each ear, but it didn't matter, since I still think about Joyce and wonder if we could have married, but we've never got back together...

Before you read today's posts here noting the Florida Baptists complaining about the Department of Defense allowing transgenders somehow creating "weakness", note that

my friend Greg did his Ph.D. work developing missile technology for Raytheon with a perfect old-school black Mohawk while listening to Cannibal Corpse, Nine Inch Nails, and Public Enemy.  He still works for Raytheon. 

So anyways, I'd like to recommend a reading of the APTA's just posted article about treating transgenders (nothing at all is said about transgender PT's or PT students or faculty)    "We haven't taken steps to be respectful and inclusive of your community."

Then here is the new Department of Defense Transgender Policy steatement:  

Then of course I would be beyond naive to not post this statement by the Florida Baptist Witness,

which likely states the views on these topics of my Mom and many others who claim to love me:  

Carver cited specific concern for Southern Baptist military chaplains and requested prayer for them.

Among Carver's unanswered questions regarding the new policy:

"What role will our military chaplains play in the education and implementation of this new policy?

What protections are in place for our chaplains who freely express their religious convictions in opposition to gender transition and sex reassignment therapy/surgery?

Can our chaplains co-pastor a military congregation with a transgender chaplain?

What are the implications of a military chaplain whose biblical counseling approach advises a service member away from making a decision regarding becoming transgender?"

Carver additionally wondered whether "military medical providers, opposed as a matter of their religious beliefs

to performing or providing gender transition or cross-sex hormone therapy," will be "protected from discrimination or military discipline." 


This story has further personal impact because of my 20-year friendship of sorts with Roman Catholic Father David Deibel, who was the lead Catholic Chaplain at Travis Air Force Base for many many years-

and primary counselor to the local Archbishop. 

Father David wrote my letter of recommendation when I applied to Law School, and like the entire local Catholic Diocese in St. Augustine and Sacramento, has been completely aweare of the APTA's discrimination against me,

"in the name of Jesus", ever since this bullshit started.  Father David is known to the New York Times and Boston media for his work in pedophile priest legal cases, sine he is a Lawyer, a Priest, and a Psychologist.

Note that when the Catholics in Florida at the University of St Augustine, Stanley Paris, former APTA President and founder of the Orthopedics Section,  in particular,

discriminated against me because of my ears, the Catholics in California gave me sanctuary and a job, until I started outing all the closeted gay Priests and Brothers that the Church doesn't want to talk about.


I also want to briefly notice the amusing coverage of "Pandrongeny" promoter Genesis P-Orridge by the New Yorker and a few others.  I think I've mentioned this elsewhere, but s/he used to come over to my house in Santa Rosa a lot and visit the runaways downstairs- this is when he was still married to Paula.  I think the articles would have better perspective if they pointed out how unusual Cazadero is, and it's proximity to Guerneville, CA means the Genesis was hardly the wierdest person in town.

To people like my friend Jerry, Genesis's "cult" interests are hardly limited to Gen's role in Psychic TV, note for example that he wrote the Introduction to at least one major textbook about Aleister Crowley, "Portable Darkness". 


What is Donna Sachet saying about all these things, being it was through Donna that I donated my Suzuki 500 to a San Francisco GLBT Charity and Donna is 100% aware of all the BS I have gone through via the APTA,

and Donna is easily the most visible "trans" in NorCal, as the perennial MC of SF Pride... 


Furthermore, noting that Hans Florine designed the rock-climbing wall at West Point, and Touchstone has gyms in San Francisco, Hollywood, Berkeley, and Oakland,

what might El Capitan Florine have to say about this turn of events?



Bernice Jay was born on the Big Island of Hawaii on January 11, 1923. 

Her mother was of English-Hawaiian ancestry and worked as a secretary for the Hawaiian Free Kindergarten Association.   

Her father was of Chinese descent and worked as court interpreter for the Hawaiian court. She had five siblings, three brothers and two sisters.

As a child, she learned Hawaiian Lomilomi massage from her Great Aunt Maile Moku (Auntie Maile, was Bernice's grandmother's sister and was full blood Hawaiian) She was a Hawaiian Kahuna-Lomilomi.  Auntie Maile lived in Nuilii, four or five miles from Kohala on the Big Island. According to Bernice, " Auntie Maile started teaching me at 8 years of age. She was a bonesetter and people would come to her when they were sick or injured. My Great Auntie used Hawaiian herbs, massage and other healing techniques. As kids we never liked going to her house because she made us massage her.  She would tell me how to do the massage. If we didn't do it well, we had to start over and that would delay our going out to play. When she massaged me it would hurt."  Bernice also learned their family style of " walking the body" from her great aunt.  "She always wanted me to lean on the wall so we could put more pressure on her back." After walking the body, "Auntie would ask me to massage her head with my hands," Bernice said.  

In school, Bernice was very active in sports.  She participated in softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis and badminton.  She had a very good eye for shooting baskets and could sink a basketball from anywhere on the half court line.  She was also said to possess speed on the baseball field and was considered a "dangerous shortstop". In the middle of high school, Bernice moved to Honolulu and entered Farrington High School where she graduated in 1941. She and Wally Jay were married on 6/7/41 in Pearl City.  On December 7th, 1941 the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.  Bernice said that Wally got on the roof of their house to watch the battle.  She had a very difficult time getting him off the roof. The Japanese planes strafed the house of a neighbor while she was hanging her sheets to dry.  Fortunately, she was not killed or injured.

Bernice began her studies the martial arts in 1944. "I wanted to be involved so I could learn what Wally was doing and talking about."  "I started learning jujitsu from Wally and Tony Gonzales.  I also learned from Moon Watanabe who specialized in Kodokan Judo."  She studied Judo and jujutsu form Jerry Tarutani at the Palama Settlement.  She also learned "chokes" from Wallace Takabayashi. 

She received her Shodan in 1947 and her Nidan in 1949.  "Professor Okazaki did all my promotions except my Sandan."   She states, "I was awarded my black belt just in time to go to the special class that Professor Okazaki taught every ten years.  "There is a picture of me with the scroll Professor Okazaki gave me."  The black belt students were not allowed to take notes at this special class (Special Black Belt Class of 1948) so she and Wally would go home at night and write down as much as they could remember.  "I don't know what happened to those notes. I think they got lost when we moved."

Professor Okazaki trained Bernice in Seifukujutsu.  "Once I was injured in jujutsu and Professor put a mustard plaster on me.  It got real hot.  I asked him when I could take it off.  Professor Okazaki told me to leave it on until you're about ready to scream." 

When a young boy named, John Noah, was stricken with polio, Professor Okazaki showed her how to massage him.  This way, Bernice could treat him when Professor Okazaki was not available. She took John to see Okazaki on a regular basis for two years.  "That is when I learned Seifukujutsu."  Not only did the little boy survive, he completely recovered.  "You can't tell he ever had polio", Bernice said.  

During World War II, Bernice recalls using talc instead of oil.  She also used Ivory Soap with a little water to do massage.  "Massage oil and the ingredients for liniment were hard to get." 

Bernice delivered her first two children in the hospital.  Professor Okazaki provided her pre-natal care during her third pregnancy.  "He prescribed lots of walking and exercises and he showed Wally how to assist." A Japanese mid-wife, who was recommended by Professor Okazaki, did the delivery. 

The Jay family moved to Oakland on 12/31/50 and stayed with Dominic and Helen Carollo who were students of Professor Ray Law.  Six months later the Jay's moved to their present home in Alameda, California.  This became the family home and the headquarters of Island Jujutsu.  This is where her husband, Professor Wally Jay, founded Small Circle Jujutsu.  This is the home where a young Bruce Lee came over to learn from Professor Wally Jay.

In the 1950's, Bernice was busy raising small children but found enough time to volunteer at the Kaiser Hospital in Oakland.  She studied electronics and went to work as an assembler and an instructor for the Seven-up Bottling Company.  She later worked for E-H International.  Bernice also taught jujutsu classes when Wally was out of town attending a conference or teaching a jujutsu seminar.

Auntie Bernice and her husband, Professor Wally Jay (deceased 2011) have four children (Alberta, Alan, Antoinette and Leon).  They also have five grandchildren and two great grandchildren.  These days, Auntie Bernice enjoys reading and spending time with her family.  

She is slowly teaching a granddaughter the ancient Hawaiian Lomilomi and Okazaki's Seifukujutsu.  "I will teach anyone who wants to learn."  She is a very remarkable lady.


Bill H.169189th (Current)

An Act relative to the Blue Laws

By Mr. Coppinger of Boston, a petition (accompanied by bill, House, No. 169) of Edward F. Coppinger for legislation to authorize massage therapy services to operate on Sundays and holidays. Consumer Protection and Professional Licensure. 


6/6/2016: People keep asking, "Did you read...?" So of course the answer is "Yes", I read Jimmy Carter's editorial in the Washington Post regarding prostitution policy,

and noting the extraordinary lengths President Carter went to to completely avoid talking about male prostitution,

I immediately shipped President Carter a copy of Mike Jones's book about his male prostitution "massage" relationship with the President of the National Association of Evangelicals, Reverend Haggard.

I also read the amusingly titled "Keep the Quirk" article in London's Guardian about the pending re-opening of northern California's Harbin Hot Springs, with it's New Age Prostitutes,

which was co-founded by my ex-girlfriend Joyce Breckenridge's father... Joyce warned me life as a Massage Therapist would be tricky... so she dumped me, after 4 years...  I still miss Amy every day.

Which contrasts considerably with the recent prison sentence for the Arizona prostitution Temple Priestess...

Stay tuned for updates and a possible re-organization and re-direction of this website and my life path... We'll have to wait and see if this works out as hoped... 

It's hard to not keep wondering who among my younger circle of rock climbing friends will want to compete in the Tokyo Olympics.  

Obviously world-record speed-climber Hans Florine must be obsessed anew with seeing his sport on the global stage... 




The Organising Committee for the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 proposed

(Will Team USA, the APTA, the AAOMPT, etc. be inspired by this proposal to recognize this emerging reality?  I've been waiting for my call from any of these clowns for 13 years...)

the "new" sports

in response to the new flexibility provided by Olympic Agenda 2020, the IOC’s strategic roadmap for the future of the Olympic Movement,

to encourage innovation in the Olympic programme.

karate, skateboarding, sports climbing, surfing and baseball/softball

significant popularity in Japan and beyond 



NB: Do you have a favorite spa treatment?

Ivanka Trump: As a working mother of three, it’s not often I get to enjoy a spa treatment, but when I do, I love a classic deep tissue massage.

This is especially helpful right now, as my neck and back are always sore from carrying around my two toddlers and infant son. 


After much deliberation, I bought an Oakworks ProLuxe Mechanical High-Low Table, which I think will provide years of hassle-free service for my Manual Therapy and Massage Practice. My first Oakworks table was delivereed to Kevin Stone, MD's office in 2001.

Here's an idea!  
Crosses into Carabiners!  
Convert churches to indoor climbing gyms!  
I knew those high ceilings were good for something!: 
May, 25, 2016: I wrote a letter to Senator Diane Feinstein's Orthopedic Surgeon, Kevin Stone, MD who I worked for before
I was expelled by the American Physical Therapy Association (for being an American),
pointing out the fact that I am practicing medicine without a License,
I have been practicing medicine without a License for 26 years.  
Stanford University knows and is covering up everything.  Harvard hosted the Fascia Congress, but is covering up everything anyways.
Governor Jerry Brown knows, Hillary Clinton knows, Bernie Sanders knows, Barack Obama knows, and Donald Trump knows...
The New York Times knows, the Lancet knows, the Hearst Corporation definitely knows...
Why am I practicing Medicine without a License?  
Because the American Medical establishment hates Americans, and doesn't want Americans practicing Medicine.  
Jackie Speier knows that Sherriff Greg Munks likes raping little girls...
in the name of Jesus!
 25 May 2016 The Federation of Thai Spa Associations (FTSPA) has urged authorities to clamp down on sexual services being offered at some massage parlours.
Apichai Jearadisak, an adviser to the FTSPA, revealed that some government officials and influential people have used growing spa services and legal loopholes
to open "pretty spas" or massage parlours where tourists can buy sexual services 
Thailand Spas cry foul over sale of sex services Sector's image under threat, warns FTSPA

 La Fédération québécoise des massothérapeutes du Québec a mandaté une lobbyiste pour l’aider à mieux encadrer la profession afin notamment de faire la distinction claire avec les salons de massage dit «érotique» dans les municipalités.

«La problématique des salons de massage érotique est super importante, car ce ne sont même pas des massages qu’ils offrent. Pour nous, ce sont des services sexuels», précise la lobbyiste Sylvie Bédard, qui est une ancienne présidente et directrice générale de l’organisme.

Elle ajoute qu’encore aujourd’hui, il y a de nombreuses confusions entre les deux services. «Ça frustre énormément les massothérapeutes, car ce sont des professionnels de la santé», se dé-sole-t-elle.

5/7/2016:  Stanford University's Physician Assistant program requires a minimum of 3,000 hours of direct patient care before applying.  I have 26,000 hours of Direct Patient Care.
They specifically refer to Physical Therapy as an ideal profession to prepare a prospective student applicant for the PA program.
Considering my story, my extraordinary insults and discrimination by the American Physical Therapy Association, and my personal relationships with Stanford professors,
including Phil Zimbardo, Robert Sapolsky, etc. and famous Stanford Physical Therapy Ph.D. Donald Chu, who is now the CSCS for the Oakland Raiders,
I plan on communicating further with Stanford soon about my unique situation.
I am Licensed in Washington and Florida as a Health Care Provider; California refuses to recognize Massage Therapy as healthcare to appease the pro-prostitution lobby.
What will Stanford say?  What will Stanford say about how the APTA has treated me?  What will Stanford say about Sherriff Greg Munks and his proclivity for teenage massage prostitutes?
5/7/2016:  I was talking recently with an airhead attorney who complained my blog is "too long"; without going into detail on that ridiculous encounter,
(the more interesting recent encounter was when someone called me thinking I was a representative for G5- in fact,
if you look up "Derek Jeter Massage" on Google Images, a picture of me comes up(!!!???)- I told her I broke all my G5's, maybe I should tell G5 about this...
Derek Jeter is on the G5 website and is probably one of the most famous baseball players of all time, a Yankee pitcher... The New York Times will still tell you I don't exist...)
I wonder what she might think about the New York Times huge advertisement promoting prostitution:

Should Prostitution Be a Crime?

New York Times-May 5, 2016
"The words they often use to describe themselves — dominatrix, fetishist, sensual masseuse, courtesan, sugar baby, whore, witch, pervert ..." 
I'm losing count of how many times the New York Times has obliquely referred to this blog, but I can't imagine they will ever have the balls to talk to me honestly... 
4/20/2016: Anyone who reads this blog knows that the American Physical Therapy Association has prevented me from getting my Physical Therapy License,
and/or my Doctorate in Physical Therapy, and/or my Fellowship in the American Acaemy of Orthopaedic Manual Physical Therapists since 2003,
because I have pierced ears.  So it's more than a little bit hypocritical, and frankly outright lies, to see the current headline for the APTA's website
saying, "...nothing you do (or don't do) in your first year is going to close any doors on your future".  
The man who stated this quote, Oregon APTA President Derek Fenwick, has been contacted by me vie LinkedIn, and he knows he is lying,
to protect the APTA and Stanley Paris, etc. from their due scrutiny and debate of their
discriminatory and absurd policies and practices... "Business as usual"...
The corruption is especially amusing to me now that I'm working with neuroscience professors from Stanford, next door to a Manual Physical Therapy clinic,
near the headquarters for Oracle, and I drive by Google, Tesla, Apple, all the time...
Atherton has the highest home prices in the entire country.  The APTA won't talk to me.  Derek Fenwick pretends I don't exist.
The New york Times says "shaman" Massage Therapists charge $400 a session...
They say it's "new", which is truly ridiculous to me, since I attended (free) ceremonies by Corbin Harney to cleanse the Nevada Test Site of nuclear weapons damage 25 years ago,
and in fact I brought Corbin Harney to Sonoma State University as well when I was still in touch with the Shoshone.  Corbin was on the cover of Shaman's Drum magazine...
I'm thinking about trying to go to the IESC Conference in Las Vegas and/or hiring Bryan Durocher to analyse my situation.
Today I'm talking to the guy whose father created/negotiated the creation of Bangladesh.  Are pierced ears ok in Bangladesh?  Atheism?  Where is John Kerry? 
 "massima trasparenza e serietà" (translates to "maximum transparency and seriousness", and is a quote from


April 7, 2016: I testified before the San Jose, California City Council about "Massage" regulations on Tuesday, the 5th, did anyone see that?
In the two minutes I was allowed to speak, I somehow managed to make the Mayor stutter, squirm, and sweat.
I pointed out the fact that the California Massage Therapy Council is a total fraud created by prostitutes, for prostitutes.
I talked about the intermittent death threats I have received ever since I was on the cover of Massage Today in July 2004 debating gay anarchist David Palmer, twelve years ago.
I pointed out I am not a prostitute, and I used to work for Senator Diane Feinstein's Orthopaedic Surgeon, Kevin Stone, MD, and the Olympics.
Noone on the San Jose City Council seemed to grasp the concept that there is an extraordinary double standard when some Massage Therapists are expected to provide sexuial services,
while others with the exact same title are accused of "rape" or sexual assault, for doing the exact same thing.
Noone on the San Jose City Coucil seemed to notice the absurd fact that they had just spent two hours claiming to be working against gang activity, and pretending to be focused on keeping girls out of gangs,
then without blinking an eye moved straight to passing a "massage" law based on San Francisco's, written by gangs, for gangs, to exploit girls, for the money. 
Noone on the San Jose City Council seemed to care that Massage Therapists, and the public, are systematically subjected to sexual harassment, sexual assault, degradation, and humiliation,
so they can pretend that they are regulating massage and/or prostitution, when they are in fact doing neither, in the name of Google, with San Jose's purported 300 operational public brothels aka "massage parlors"... 
I tried to find a decent article in English to blog about France's new prostitution law.
There are no such articles, since every media is spinning this subject, and for some reason France's new law, more absurdly than I have ever seen any article spun,
the worst coverage, by far, is the nonsense being published by Time/CNN. 
So all I can say is, if you can read French, this article seems relevant and worth your time:  He's not going to buck the Party, or interfere with anyone's pimping parade, but we know John Kerry can read this fluently...

La France a rejoint mercredi 6 avril le camp des pays européens sanctionnant les clients de prostituées. La proposition de loi socialiste renforçant la lutte contre la prostitution a été définitivement

adoptée par les députés, au terme de deux ans et demi de vifs débats. Ce vote, qui reprend un engagement de François Hollande lors de sa campagne présidentielle de 2012, met fin

à un long parcours parlementaire commencé en décembre 2013.

Le désaccord entre le Sénat et l’Assemblée nationale portait sur la mesure « phare » de ce texte qu’est la pénalisation des clients. A l’issue d’un ultime vote de l’Assemblée,

l’achat d’actes sexuels sera sanctionné par une contravention de 1 500 euros (jusqu’à 3 500 euros en cas de récidive).

Les prostituées ne seront plus verbalisées pour racolage et, si elles souhaitent arrêter leur activité, elles pourront bénéficier d’un accompagnement social, ainsi que

d’un titre de séjour temporaire pour les étrangères.

La France devient ainsi le cinquième pays européen à pénaliser les clients de prostituées, après la Suède, pionnière dès 1999, la Norvège, l’Islande et le Royaume-Uni.

Le premier ministre, Manuel Valls, a salué sur Twitter « une avancée majeure pour le respect de la personne humaine, pour les droits des femmes ». 
3/17/2016:  United States Senate passes Resolution 377, holding the CEO of, Carl Ferrer, in Contempt.
96 yea's.  Not Voting: Boxer, Sanders, Cruz, and Vitter. (the story is the No's)
I thought about having a nervous breakdown when I read that.  I have a better feel now for why MPA Media and Doyle Publishing, and Hearst, etc. are terrified of me. 
I wonder if Kamala Harris read my email?  Some have asked, "Are you really endorsing Kamala Harris?".  No.  I am lobbying Kamala Harris, trying to get her to do her job.
I am proving to any readers I may have here that I am quite real, and that this is all really happening.  I should have gotten my picture taken with Tim Barnett of New Zealand, and Robyn Few... 
When I saw Kamala Harris speak, all of the big applauses were for jobs she refused to do.  If you refused to do your job, would you get a standing ovation, and a raise?
Note the sparse and spotty reporting of this story by any American or international media, with maybe one written for intelligent readers by ABA Journal.
  Does Anonymous really have solid info on presidential candidate Cruz doing business with prostitutes?
Who would be surprised by that?
The death threats I have received, the shunning, the lies, make so much more sense today in light of the passing of Senate Resolution 377 on 3/17. 
So it's clear someone cares about some of what I have posted, my decision to use "37" as a symbol, but who and why?  What do I do now?
Do I apply to Chiropractic College at Life West (Palmer's leading students told me flat out, "This College is for White People", how charming!) and can I get the Financial Aid I need?
Do I keep trying to get in touch with my friend from High School at Integrative Mediciine San Francisco, who might find this story compelling, disturbing, so close to home? 
I mailed Brandi and Laurie copies of the movie banned in China, "Touch of Sin"... Every Massage Therapist should see that movie.
I also recommend "Embrace Of The Serpent" for John Kerry and company, since he's so concerned about genocide, as a Roman Catholic...
After Adele told me a story about someone she knows in the high-end beauty industry who makes money on the side doing some kind of S & M activity,
I was reminded of this story that came out last year.  I never posted it here, but decided today I should go ahead and do that.
The subject, a 57-year old UK woman with enormous debts from trying to have an IVF baby, wrote a book you can buy on Amazon, titled "Out of the Red". 
I can't say I'm surprised, but particularly in light of the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia,
I looked up Los Angeles City Attorney Mike Feuer, curious about the hilarious hypocrisy of his saying,
"We allege these massage parlors are epicenters of illicit activity that exploit women and blight communities",
while it's obvious he spends more time and energy covering up prostitution in massage than actually enforcing laws or caring about women or commmunities-
no mention is ever made about his caring about Massage Therapists or actual Massage Therapy patients... 
You guessed it!  Mike Feuer was in fact endorsed and put into office by the pro-prostitution/"sex work" activists, including Sheila Kuehl and the Stonewall Democrats...
Classic "fox guarding the henhouse" bullshit.  What a fraud. 
Why can't you come out of the closet and admit you and the LA Times are more corrupt than anything that ever happened on, Mr. Feuer?  Noone cares.  Do it.
It's only a few months until the Pride Parade, Mike.  Go for it!  Be the hero!  "Mike Feuer for the Supreme Court!".  You're a fine replacement for Scalia, so honest, so brave.


2/12/2016:  I've been thinking a lot about America's double standards,

such as when I was recently fired by Massage Envy for reporting being stalked and sexually harassed by two of my coworkers-(the stalkers were kept on staff)...

Everyone knows if I was a girl, the sexually harassing stalkers would have been disciplined immediately and severely, and I would be seen as some kind of heroine.

In fact, the last time I had something like this happen, coincidentally again at Massage Envy, I had a coworker physically assault me at work, stalk me,

come to my house to spy on me, try to break in to my house, sexually harass me every day for 4 months, 

go through my backpack (getting to know you), and tell all of her kids I was their Dad-

I won a restraining order against her, and she immmediately did over $2,000 worth of vandalism to my motorcycle.  I had it repaired; she vandalized it 10 more times,

including the equivalent of cutting the brake lines twice (that's called attempted murder in my book) 

I went to hire an Attorney about suing the Massage Envy franchise owner for creating a hostile work environment.  The Attorney told me, point blank,

"If you were a girl, I would have a quarter-million dollars for you in 90 days, or less.  But you're not a girl.  Noone cares.  Case dismissed." 

Could things be worse?  I was at my storage unit today and I found famous winemaker DLSI Catholic Brother Tim Diener's "Blessing of the Grapes" Prayer he gave me,

and I found my employee manual for when I worked as a Massage Therapist for the Bernard Osher Marin Jewish Community Center.

Gems from the Jewish Community Center employee manual you won't see at most Massage Therapy jobs:

Page 5, "Bomb Threat"... Ask for Security to escort you to your car if leaving in the dark...

Maybe Massage Envy could learn a thing or two from the JCC about respecting reality, and respecting their employees... 

Why did Massage Envy cover it up and fire me, when I was their #1 employee, and I was trying to fairly seek justice about being sexually harassed and stalked?

Does it really matter, when this story simply reminds me of the fact that the San Rafael Police solicited me for prostitution and bribes, at City Hall?

That the lobbyist who created the California Massage Therapy Council threatened me with bodily harm, ordering me to leave the state, and the profession?

How many death threats have I had, again?  I've lost count now. 

How the Mayor of your college town solicited you for prostitution while you were studying NATA Sports Medicine, and the Catholic NATA Director (& the NATA)

covered that up... note that the Mayor did, in fact, go to prison for what he was doing sexually to boys at the high school next door to Sonoma State -

but what he was trying to do to me was covered up, by everyone, because it's always "business as usual" for "Massage" in sunny California... 

That these actions and policies of atrocity go all the way to the Governor's office

(Don't blame Jerry Brown, it started with Arnold, who you think should respect sports medicine, and oddly enough is widely respected for promoting Chiropractic?  Noone cares...

Did you know that when Arnold Schwarzenegger arrived in the United States, he was picked up at the airport by a Chiropractor? 

You think the New York Times cares about you, and is going to save you?  You think Hilary Clinton cares?  She should, but she's kissing big gay power's ass... Bernie?

You know Jeb Bush's signature is on my Florida Massage License from 2003 when the University of St. Augustine & APTA discriminated against me... without apology or debate...  

Are you fucking kidding me?  These are all true stories... Breathe and relax.  "Life is suffering", said the Buddha.



2/11/2016 : I'm writing today in response to the absurd move to shut down prostitution massage businesses in LA by the City Attorney.

The original politician chosen by the AMTA to promote prostitution massage in CA is LA City Councilmember, Sheila Kuehl.  This fact makes me think about

writing a comparison contrast essay about lesbian politics, being Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir of Iceland fought to make stripclubs illegal.

Who is talking about lesbian prostitution?  Susie Bright?  Why does Sweden have such harsh talk and penalties for typical heterosexual prostitution, yet it completely ignores

any type of homosexual prostitution.  I was talking to some lesbian massage prostitutes here in California recently about this, and they seemed confident that

for them there were no rules, and they could get away with anything.  They really didn't care how their business effected others, and certainly didn't care about "women's rights", in my eyes.   

I found my printout of Kamala Harris's editorial in the San Francisco Chronicle about the major prostitution/massage bust in SF in 2005,

which the SF Chronicle has deleted and covered up, as has Kamala Harris, and I suppose the most difficult part of that editorial is Kamala Harris's inability

to address the issue, without arguing about the ridiculous term of propaganda, "sex worker", a term made to sound leftist, coined by a capitalist entrpreneur.

In her 2005 essay, Kamala Harris argues against using the term.  Now Kamala is running for office to replace Babara Boxer in the US Senate.

So I was reading about Iceland, as well, and it reminded me about the bizarre conflict in the definition of "manliness" between dickhead Catholics

and men like Iceland's Magnus Ver Magnussen... 

I have come to believe that my website is read by and influences Donald Trump's staff, and I already know it influences Hillary Clinton... it has to. 

(While I'm here I want to say I noticed that the CIIS bought the ACTCM in SF,

and I also noticed that Elena Herschberger was tapped to do a "I love this college" video for AIMC Berkeley-

I wish my parents could pay for my entire graduate school education in cash, congratulations Elena, good luck with your TCM career...

If I could get a scholarship for Chiropractic, or get the APTA to answer my phone calls with respect, I would say I had the support I need today...

Lesbian massage prostitutes and the LA City Attorney's hypocrisy make me want to read the new neuroscience book, "Why We Snap"...

Maybe Donald Trump will give me a new job... Dosvidanya) 





Pictured below: Ola Stenegard, ‎Head of Vehicle Design at BMW Motorrad

Apparently someone forgot to tell BMW that males with earrings aren't supposed to get high paying jobs respecting their intellect.

Don't you worry now.  The Catholics, Evangelicals, and other assorted assholes will let you know how much you don't deserve your job, or any job.

BMW should take it's guidance from real men, like Stanley Paris and the dickheads running the American Physical Therapy Association, right?

Thank you again for your support, Ola Grimsby.  

Oh yeah, I was first in line to see the opening of Ip Man 3 here in San Jose, CA.  Tearjerker. 



1/20/2016 : Massage Envy has a new CEO...  How many #1 awards did I get for you?  Let me know when you want to say, "Thank you,  or pay me what I deserve, or decide to play by your own rules...

"I've never heard of Roark Capital", he said...

 Gary Numan has announced that his first hit, "Are Friends Electric?" was about robot prostitution...

Have I mentioned that one of my roommates is related to the Vice Mayor of San Jose? 

Who can explain to me how in the world is it possible that I can be warmly welcomed to live with a branch of the family of one of the most powerful politicians of one of the most powerful cities in the world,

yet I cannot find a way to be welcomed by the American Physical Therapy Association?  Explain that to me, Stanley Paris.  Why is it that noone from the APTA will talk?

Since when did you care about me?  or REsearch?  Let me know how your bike trip is going.  Call me anytime, bro. 

I cannot try to have a civil conversation with the American Massage Therapy Association?  but isn't it stranger still to be in this odd affair with MPA Media and Doyle Publishing?

Or did you see NBC News call Bernie Sanders a Republican Sunday night, solely to confuse people because they support Hillary Clinton, and realize how insane everything has become?  How can Al Sharpton give a shit about these lunatics and Oscars? 

 In anticipation of the release this Friday of the movie Ip Man 3, starring Donnie Yen and Mike Tyson, I finally visited the local San Jose gym of Cung Le. 

If you don't know Cung Le, look him up on youtube, most notably his scene with Donnie Yen, though I know Cung is trying to grow his own stardom.  He likes to point out, that scene is not "special effects" - there are no wires or CGI.

Don't try this at home, kids. 

I think it's funny to read one grandmaster say, "Look how Donnie Yen is promoting the tradition of humbleness by martial artists,"

yet Donnie Yen is one of the highest paid actors, certainly in this genre, and in his next film is working for Disney and Star Wars... I can only imagine what he got paid to do that. 

Why?  He has demands and limits, like any star.  Is Donnie Yen humble?  I'm not so sure.  Who can do what he does?

Following up on my previous critiques of the absurd stupidity of the idiots running the American Physical Therapy Association,

note that Cung Le's primary personal trainer is a black man with earrings.  "Unprofessional conduct!" screeches the APTA...  



1/3/2016:  So much to say, should I wonder about the death of Susie Buell's ex-husband Doug, founder of North Face, and how odd it is to now kind of "know" North Face sponsored professional adventurer Alex Honnold?

I read his book, Alone On The Wall, in one sitting, in one day.  "Did he get the girl?"  No.

I moved all my stuff to the Silicon Valley, since theoretically now I'm probably going to Palmer West for my Doctorate in Chiropractic sooner or later,

and I found the motorcycle helmet I put on Doug Tompkins grandson's head when he was about 3 years old, while visiting at Summer's house in San Francisco several years ago...

Too many crazy women at work. Again.  Wait, Isn't that a Black Flag album titile?     


11/12/15:  Some people have wondered, "Que Pasa?", since I haven't posted anything in awhile.

OK, so I went to Taft Point in Yosemite (on my new BMW!!!) a few days after the memorial to Dean Potter was taken down.  Standing there scared the crap out of me.

I haven't talked to Hans Florine too much about it, I think it might be a touchy subject.  I noticed Alex Honnold "came out" as an atheist in a documentary...

After Hans became manager at Touchstone, Adidas came on board, but I also noticed Bibles and Gun Magazines in the lobby a lot... So maybe Alex and Hans don't talk about that topic... 

I noticed George Kousaleos is doing an NFL-related sports massage class, with some "speed guru", and wondered if

maybe my letter and call to George a few months ago (& this website) had an impact of some kind.

I talked to George about the assholes running St. Augustine, and the APTA, and the AAOMPT, i

n addition to what a complete and total prick William Randolph Hearst III has been to me, for about 15 years now.

So it's interesting to see the NFL working with George now, while still stabbing me in the back, "business as usual"...

I'm mainly posting today to note that while I think the media's absurd covereage of the murder of Marin County sex guru Steve Carter

(one paper in the UK actually got it right!) (everyone else seemed to call him a "Massage Therapist" or "Yoga Teacher")

the most ridiculous coverage I may have ever seen of any story, ever, is the coverage of Catalonia's recent vote to secede from Spain.

My friend Colleen went to the University of Madrid in 1995, and she showed me pictures of men in black walking around with machine guns-

Catalonia has been on the brink of civil war for decades!

Don't expect to learn the true story from pretty much anyone- like the legal status of prostitution in Washington D.C. and New York, and Miami, and San Francisco -

the story is too "loaded" for unbiased coverage...

I still haven't told Katie I started taking ballroom dancing lessons, in hoped that we might dance together...

I think I have enough money organized to start studying for my Doctorate in Chiropractic soon, but I am still reticent, and still hopeful to see an open discussion of my situation by the APTA, Obama, Hillary, etc.

You would think Susie Buell would be pissed off, being I posted her home phone number, and maybe the FBI too... I hope I got your attention.

But you're still covering up everything, denying everything, and ignoring everything, aren't you? 



7/11/15: Please note that my request for full public debate of my being expelled and shunned by the AAOMPT and APTA is fully endorsed by AAOMPT founder Ola Grimsby, Ph.D.

Note that this letter from the AAOMPT completely avoids and covers up the fact that my debate is in fact with AAOMPT and IFOMPT founder Stanley Paris regarding his

unprofessional, racist, unconstitutional, and unethical policy of expelling males with pierced ears... which has what to do with science?

Note that this letter claims I was not accepted to the University of St. Augustine for my Doctorate in Physical Therapy, that Stanley Paris did not personally shake my hand and welcome me,

and this letter intentionally misinterprets the notion that my query was regarding acceptance standards- as they well know, I was accepted unconditionally, and moved to St. Augustine where I bought a condominium near campus -

only to be told on the 3rd day of school that males with pierced ears and anyone with any facial piercing of any kind would be "expelled on sight" and shunned for life.

Yes, this policy would expel Buddha, and shun him for life, because he had pierced ears.  How is this policy not worthy of discussion by a claimed global healthcare authority of an organisation recognized by the UN and the WHO?

Why is the AAOMPT still lying, still protecting Stanley Paris, still covering up all debate?

Everyone knows that by now Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama, etc. are well aware of my situation, yet they cover it up as well.  I prepared Robert Mueller to run the FBI after 9/11, and prepared Hilary's best friend's daughter for her wedding.

Hilary's best friend called me immediately when George Bush was elected- she had a headache and needed a massage right away... So why are you so silent on this Hilary?  Susie? Will Hearst?

My recent visit to Palmer Chiropractic College West went smoothly... Of course Silicon Valley would collapse and implode if it expelled all males with pierced ears, and anyone with a facial piercing, a la APTA and company...

I'm thinking I should maybe contact Fakir Musafar, the pioneering Sun Dancer of Menlo Park, who is about the same age as Stanley Paris and Ola Grimsby, but perhaps more shamanistic...

Of course the greater question today, which of course still forces me to again question the APTA's intense hatred and racist policies towards the world, 

I have been invited to, instead of immediately attending Palmer for my Doctorate in Chiropractic, - go to INDIA and meet my extended family in Mumbai...

I would like to visit BKS Iyengar's main campus as well if I go; of course I really need to pay some other bills first, but I think a trip to INDIA would prove to me I am right- 

Stanley Paris is small-minded... and the American Physical Therapy Association is racist, racist, racist... Maybe go to North Thailand and climb Buddha Buttress...

Note that when Dean Potter died, he jumped from Taft Point in Yosemite National Park. 

Taft Point is named after my relative William Howard Taft, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and President of the United States of America.

The APTA and Stanley Paris, and of course the AAOMPT, have no excuse or intelligent argument to offer for their obnoxious and uncivilized behavior... Too many assholes...

Maybe I can get Hans Florine to take me to Taft Point... Put me on trial, Stanley Paris!


6/22/15: Far from simple symbolism or "a comic", please note that should you purchase and actually read PROVIDENCE, in addition to it's revisioning of Lovecraft and

repeated wonder about what is "hidden below the society we show the world",

you only have to make it to the title page to read, "that darned Hearst, he dragged us all into the gutter.  Time was, journalism was known for it's courage, but look at it now.  It's a badge of shame, is what it is."

I'm trying desperately to move away from my thieving prostitute meth-head neighbors, perhaps closer to attending/completing Chiropractic College this time around.

I noticed that on Thursday the National Athletic Trainers' Association is hosting a keynote speech by former Massage Therapist and Paralympian Amy Purdy.

I find this timing "touching", since somehow I ended up working with a top-ranked Sports Medicine specialist for the NFL's Oakland Raiders yesterday, who clearly noted I was overeducated and underpaid...

He knows Don Chu, Ph.D. &  Kyle Prusso, etc.  (I doubt he knows the health policy lawyer I hired as a consultant to my analysis, Ms. Chu... she paradoxically used to work for the pimps at Reuters...)

Note that Kyle Prusso, DC, the head Chiropractor for the Raiders, is now the Clinic Director for the only Chiropractic College in the Silicon Valley, Palmer West... oh look, it's Sherriff Greg Munks! 

Still, it's business as usual: Christians/Catholics will not talk, or face reality, ever, nor will the puppets at the American Physical Therapy Association, etc.  "That's America for you!", she said, laughing...

When will I finish moving?  What else will the meth-head prostitutes steal/destroy?  Is this all to be appreciated as a Zen-ish lesson, to let go of all these ashes... 

The more they steal/destroy, the less I have to move or pay to store...  You wouldn't believe how high rent is now in the Silicon Valley/San Francisco Bay Area, etc.

Amy Purdy found fame and fortune out of loss and torment?  Would I trade a leg to be "safe and secure" like Amy?  

Would you pay $900 a month rent to live next to thieving meth-head prostitutes who make the whole house smell like meth fumes?  You would if you lived in the San Francisco Bay Area...  "What a deal!"




I contacted NY Physical Therapist Shmuel Tatz (Samuelis Tacas in Lithuanian) and observed that as a Carnigie Hall resident, with a technical and scientific education and background so similar to mine

(watch the video, we are nearly identical) (yet, Thanks to the APTA, Shmuel makes over ten times more money than I do, and the APTA refuses to acknowledge my existence.

maybe he agrees that the convention next week of the American Physical Therapy Association is an insult to America and to Physical Therapy...

Above Zankel Hall (Hi Ken!), how can Shmuel ignore me, his memories of Lou Reed, or the gift I sent him of the Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration, "Lulu"?

I have observed and been influenced by Shmuel ever since he was featured in the September/October 1988 issue of Yoga Journal, which was edited by my Yoga Teacher  Stephan Bodian (Meditation for Dummies)

and the cover feature was John Robbins, of all people (I ended up meeting and working with John and his son Ocean for years in the 90's, while my uncle owns three Baskin Robbins franchises...)

I read about the meltdown of the Institute of Transpersonal Psychology/Sofia University, and somehow this made my endless tiff with Stanley Paris and the APTA seem fresh and new... *"Basically, what King did was a big 'fuck you' before he left," Frager said. "You can quote me."


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In other news, I must say I am very surprised, yet perhaps proud to notice, I am apparently now in the Top 25 Worldwide most popular Massage Therapist/Yoga Teachers searched/visited on LinkedIn...


To give society a veneer of morality,

the French Senate voted 3/30/15 to fine prostitutes 3,750 Euros

and two months in prison for selling sex;

a Socialist proposal to punish clients via the "Nordic Model" was rejected


Congrats, of course to Tommy Caldwell and his Santa Rosa friend Kevin for climbing the Dawn Wall;

I think my friend Will Masterman still has the GriGri you lost Tommy? Will you guys come by Touchstone and give a talk?


What about the recent City of Seattle and it's DA's "modern" decision redefining prostitution as exploitation?  How will Kamala "clown allah" Harris handle that?

Is it a cultural influence, noting that the local hospital is "Swedish", and the locals are aware of the current "Swedish Model" for regulating prostitution? 

It's fascinating, of course, that the Hearst owned Seattle newspaper refuses to cover that story...  No suprise, really, considering the size of the knife they've stuck in my back... and the hundreds of stab wounds...

I love you too, William Randolph Hearst III...



   Forms of Retaliation                Forms of Retaliation          Forms of Retaliation

A person makes a complaint to management (or to Massage Today, Massage Magazine, the HEARST CORPORATION, or the American Massage Therapy Association,

American Physical Therapy Association, etc.) or to the human resources department.

Soon after, that person is terminated, demoted,

passed up for a promotion or moved to an undesirable position with lower pay. It is clear that he or she has been retaliated against.

Retaliation is illegal when it is a reaction to:


Someone asked me, "Why in the world would you post Susie Buell's freaking home phone number at the top of your website?  Are you insane?"
Susie is the money, the prestige, and the power, behind anti-Massage Therapy, pro-prostitution extremists like: Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, Kamala (Clown Allah!) Harris, etc.
and yet appreciates and trusts my therapeutic treatments enough to invite me to her home, to sleep in the same bed that President Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton have slept in,
sent both of her daughters to me, as well as world famous chef Alice Waters, and her daughter too!, etc. 
Why. Susie, are you unapologetically connected to promoting and defending the sexual harassment of Massage Therapists?  That's the question here.  What happened to my career, Susie?  Why?
Note that Susie, when she was married to Doug Tompkins, founded both Esprit and North Face.  The San Francisco Chronicle called her penthouse in SF "The Tower of Power".
Oh, I almost forgot, Susie also sent me the inheritor of the DeYoung fortune, Nan McEvoy, whose family, like the Hearst's, who also screwed me over,
(love that Elle Magazine reference to me though!  Thanks Will!  Call me anytime, bro!) made it's money in the "news" business...
PERSPECTIVE BONUS ROUND: In 1997 MPA Media, which lied about me and stabbed me in the back in 2004 and every day since, reported that 
the Chiropractic program at the University of Southern Denmark is FULLY STATE FUNDED and emphasizes studying back pain...
but still I want to know what the American Physical Therapy Association and Stanley Paris, and the United Nations World Health Organisation have to say about
the pierced ears and gold earring of Judge Ronald K Creighton of Contra Costs County, CA?
Because it's all about the money, right?
Let's watch as Rick Warren, the APTA, etc. tell Judge Creighton he is an abomination, who should be expelled on sight and shunned for life...
11/28/14 Quite frankly it's disturbing to read The Washington Post and others frantically reporting the language retractions and choices made by Japanese newspapers
about the difference between prostitution and "sex slavery"while it is perfectly clear that the Hearst Corporation, AP, Voice of America, Congress, etc.
believe that there is no problem whatsoever with convoluting massage with prostitution because we all know William Randolph Hearst III says
What is Norwegian Stav?  Stav is a 44-generation, 1500 year old (living) runic tradition that has been preserved in Norway by the Hafskjold family. Stáv contains many aspects,
including healings arts. Stáv Healing contains the use of postures, breath techniques, herbalism, joint manipulation, massage, counseling (via the runes) and many other aspects.
This is interesting to me personally for several reasons: Currently you might say my primary practical mentor in Biomechanics is from a Danish family (rock climber Hans Florine)
and/or that my most famous client connection is via Danish tennis pro Torben Ulrich... (father of Metallica's drummer Lars Ulrich)
I'm really excited to say I'm working on an article for Ironmind's world famous MILO Magazine, they have to approve and edit it of course...
If I leave a legacy of sorts as a deep-tissue orthopedics sports whatever Massage Therapist, this training regimen for finger strength might be enough...
I ordered "A Touch of Sin"...
I've never really understood the point of Crossfit, but Ironmind and Scottish Games make sense to me- paint your face blue, pick up a boulder,
the pursuit of manhood through Rites of Passage and archetypical mythical feats honoring Hercules and Thor...
This makes sense to me where 24-Hr Fitness seems superficial and stale...No wonder Ironmind's owner is a PHD Psychologist...
I was reading a Tibetan Buddhist monk's statement that ten thousand hours of meditation is enough to start advancing quite a bit;
if massage is a meditation, and I've done twenty-five thousand hours, what does that mean?
Time to follow Jed Johnson to Iceland, meet Magnus, and develop an Ironmind... 


MASSAGEWELL.COM : BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS BULLSHIT... and Oprah's actual religion is "Hearstianity"...


"I scrubbed the backs of the Yakuza" in massage parlors says Takeshi Kitano (see Zatoichi, the Blind Swordsman, which he directed and starred in, a film which portrays a transgendered geisha assasin, in addition to typical Zatoichi tales, btw)

But which Yakuza, Takeshi?  Pope John Paul?  Queen Elizabeth?  Ted Turner?  Billy Graham? We have more in common than you might think, Takeshi... a comedian making splatter murder movies... "Cover it up" is my favorite line from Sonatine...

{Note- the health care fraud and well known Christian Mafia running the American Physical Therapy Association just added a sarcastic "Well To Do" blog... assholes...}


Note again, the Hearst Corporation via Cosmopolitan Magazine has decided that since it owns the Democratic Party, Oprah, & the Associated Press and too much of Disneyland (see CBS, NBC, CNN, etc.), it owns the English language and America's citizens are it's slaves, who should think and talk as ordered, "OBEY!":


Stop Calling Sex Workers "Prostitutes"

"Activists" (the Hearst Corporation) are (is) trying to get the Associated Press to stop using that terrible word.

"'Prostitute' is not only a term which is often derided, it is a legal term which will always be associated with committing a crime."

(A crime the Hearst Corporation makes money from promoting, including publishing editorials by author of Unrepentant Whore, Carol Leigh, the inventor of the term "sex work" as a euphemism of "massage";

"..."sex work" is wonderful, as long as it's not me, my wife, or my children, of course"- WRH)

(Maybe here is an appropriate time to point out that Lori Revnes I believe dated both Gavin Newsom and Billy Getty, inheritor of the Standard Oil Company (Chevron) fortune, again a point of interest to Middle East/Dubai readers of this website)

Yet His Holiness the Gavin Lama and WRH of the Hearst Corporation remain incapable of engaging in a rational conversation with me... call me anytime "bro"... How about a "massage" Gavin?  Will?


October 15, 2014: I don't mean to be arrogant or rude here, but simply to remind everyone why this website matters, and who it matters to:

In the picture below, I am quite literally sitting in Christa Revnes's lap.

Christa Revnes was married to the President of Royal Cruise Lines, Richard Revnes, and a long standing member of the highest niches of San Francisco socialite society.

This picture was taken at her penthouse loft in the San Francisco's Marina District, the very tallest, highest, building in the area

(Note I've spnet plenty of time at Susie Tompkins Buell's place too, the highest in Pacific Heights, but without the rooftop garden)

If I can sit in Christa Revnes's lap, and design and build her wheelchair ramps, why can't I get the American Physical Therapy Association,

or William Hearst, Gavin Newsom, or Jerry Brown, or Barack Obama, or Hilary Clinton, etc. to take me seriously?  Tell me Gavin Newsom doesn't remember Christa's daughter Lori.

I think Royal Carribean Cruise Line takes me very seriously, as does Viking, etc.



Thank you again, Ola Grimsby, for your support in my debate with the arrogant Anti-Science assholes running the American Physical Therapy Association, Stanley Paris, etc.: Viking Ocean Cruises Announces Captain Of Viking Star Viking's Nordic heritage, The Spa onboard is designed with the holistic wellness philosophy of Scandinavia in mind—from the centuries-old tradition of the sauna to a "snow grotto" where snowflakes gently descend...

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ok fine, here's that uber-hypocritical editorial by the pimping profiteers at the Seattle Times: Originally published Friday, October 3, 2014 at 4:20 PM Editorial: State Supreme Court should act on online sex trafficking


Chartered Society of Physiotherapists: Karen Barker, clinical director and head of physiotherapy at the Nuffield Orthopaedic Hospital in Oxford, stressed that physiotherapy was a ‘broad church’ (while covering up it's hate-based discrimination towards David Beckham fans, etc. as the cult known as the American Physical Therapy Association celebrates "Diversity Day" while shunning me, because my earlobes have microscopic scars ("the horror of it all!"), and preventing me from receiving my Doctorate, again- yes it's now 11 years of relentless unapologetic hate!)

and note that Reason Magazine is NOT even remotely Libertarian, they are simply pro-Capitalism (sometimes) & pro-prostitution (sometimes),
while actually being anti-Second Amendment, like the Wall Steet Journal and many similar media propaganda profiteers
but at the very least this article gives intelligent readers an opportunity to at least try to connect the dots a bit
while talking about how the owners of Google and many in the Tech Lobby could be held criminally liable for conspiracy to promote child sex trafficking,
potentially sending the likes of Michael Bloomberg, William Randolph Hearst III, Craig Newmark, etc. to prison for up to ten years-
and so now we understand why the "massage" industry, Massage Magazine, Massage Today, the AMTA, etc. and related publishers are as easily as hypocritical, as corrupt, if not actually worse..
and my brief foray at a Catholic Democrat Law School was the biggest load of horse-hockey I've ever seen...
and the many glorious wonders of "sin"... for some reason I keep thinking about my mother's obsession with hating some "sins" as preached by the Reverend Billy Graham and his ilk
yet how nevertheless I spent virtually every holiday, sometimes every weekend, in my youth being dragged along for her trips to the Casinos of Reno and Tahoe, surrounded by smoking drunk prostitutes...
Because gambling is Okey Dokey Karaoke!  It's in the Bible!  (No, it's not...)
10/5/14: While on the one hand it may seem fascinating or revolutionary to read the extremely critical editorial in last week's Seattle Times about prostitution promoters and the pending lawsuit against
it gives me pause and even fall out of my chair laughter to read the Seatlle Times Wikipedia page describing their own long career of promoting prostitution and sex trafficking as par for the course while working with
the equally hypocritical and corrupt Hearst Corporation...
Meanwhile, just over Mount Rainier in Yakima, you can read about the supposed morality play Massage Parlor Prostitution drama not far from their osteopathic medical college, or find even greater context by reading about the Yakima Wars...
Qualchan, a Yakima chieftain , was "hanged on sight"... then had a golf course by Catholic Gonzaga University named after him...
My yoga teacher Tina is doing an advanced Yoga Works training with founder Maty Ezraty (should I ask her about the "37" shirts for sale at Larkspur Yogaworks?  WTF?)
I know I talked to her a few years ago about my 37 project, my Olympic Massage signs...she's an art professor as well, with past shows in Amsterdam, Oakland, NYC, etc....
Anyways, Tina says trying Revolved Triangle on my Birthday is not enough, and I have to do 44 Sun Salutations... I suggested 4 four-minute Four-Legged Staff poses...)
Corporate Shamanism
Last week, California Governor Jerry Brown signed a new bill that acknowledges that the state's last attempt to regulate the massage industry struck the wrong balance...
Um, sorry bro, (can I call you "bro" Mike B?  Did Will Hearst let me call him "bro"?  Will offered to let me use his box seats at the Giants games, so that works for me...),
So bro, paradoxically enough major sports medicine and Chiropractic advocate Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger created a "massage" council run by hookers for his LA pornstar pals
and business associates, based on the Rhode Island legal spa prostitution precedent, while failing to even consider the German model of legalized prostitution, or any vaguely intelligent or rational approaches to this issue,
all while claiming to be a loyal Catholic and refusing to allow condoms in prisons...because that would be sinful!!!...(WTF?)- Call me anytime bro.  We should really talk about this multi-trillion dollar industry...

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